phaoi
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phaoi · 3 hours ago
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some people seem to think aotearoa new zealand is just fields and hills and grass. maybe some mountains. maybe a fjord or two. which is so fascinating to me because we have so many different biomes and landscapes it's bonkers.
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phaoi · 3 hours ago
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phaoi · 4 hours ago
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no because it's the fact that dnp have been present for every facet of life.
they've been to friend slumber parties and celebrations and rough patches and sleepless nights. they were with me for every scary new chapter and for days where i just wanted to feel at home. idk it's just beautiful that they're invited along all our individual journeys and sometimes our journeys together.
dan and phil (and all of us) vs. the world
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phaoi · 9 hours ago
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I have a headcanon that their printer broke 🤣 that's why they're just gluing stuff on the board
SCREAM 😭😭 considering phil’s beef with printers i think you’re so right, he finally had enough and threw that printer out of their window 💔 (links: 1, 2)
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phaoi · 10 hours ago
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phaoi · 11 hours ago
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not to be a dirty commie or anything but i don't think any one person should have enough money to solve world hunger and then get to decide not to
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phaoi · 20 hours ago
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Ich bin nur noch fucking 55 Plätze davon entfernt an meiner first choice uni angenommen zu werden ahhh
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phaoi · 21 hours ago
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So Dan got the password today
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phaoi · 1 day ago
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*through gritted teeth* the world is GOOD. people are kind. Humans are NOT inheritly selfish. you will make it through this year. recovery is possible. people you don't know yet will love you. You are going to do things you can't even imagine right now. You are going to read a rlly good book. You are going to eat some rlly good food. You are going to experience joy again. Things can get better. Situations can change. You can choose to be kinder. The world can change for the better.
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phaoi · 1 day ago
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“average youtuber couple hard launches 10 times a year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average youtuber couple hard launches 0-1 times per year. Dan and Phil, Hard Launch Georg, who live together in cave & hard launch over 10,000 each year, are an outlier adn should not have been counted”
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phaoi · 1 day ago
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david "if you're an actor and you vote conservative you're a weird little freak and i hate you" tennant
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phaoi · 1 day ago
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Dan throwing strategy to the winds so Precious Baby Angel could win four stickers in one video
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phaoi · 1 day ago
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When the illness you have causes symptoms
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This isn’t the gif i was looking for but I’m kind of enamored by it. Die white boy
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phaoi · 1 day ago
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Meaning you won't be alerted of any notifications (other than for emergency) after a certain time. I have mine set for 11:00-7:00 and it really helps.
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phaoi · 1 day ago
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they literally said hi we're doing a triple dvp specifically so phil can catch up to dan :) wanna guess who's gonna win all 3 games? :)
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phaoi · 1 day ago
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Hochschulstart 😭😭😭
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phaoi · 2 days ago
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i just vomited at that cable management
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