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1000 days without them..

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When you're early in Blue Prince and see people talk about how room 46 is the tutorial it's like "okay we get it, theres more to the game, whatever" but then you keep playing and there's another "ending" and another "ending" and does it never end and that really was the tutorial jfc

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i think its really funny how once you get far enough into Blue Prince, the things you're saying just become nonsense to people who are earlier in the game than you

and a lot of them are main story things like "i got inside the train station last night 👀" but also its stuff like "man i hope i ace this school exam, i took a lot of notes"

brought to you by the following discord exchange:

me, 50-ish hours into Blue Prince: "yeah im glad i finally got the armory, there's things I think i can do in the secret garden and the tomb that will be much easier to try out now"

friend who is ~7 hours in: "there is simply no way any of those things you mentioned are rooms in this fucking house"

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ten runs into blue prince: oh i might finally be getting the hang of collecting keys and gems! this is so fun i love puzzles

one hundred runs into blue prince: Herbert Wants Me to Learn Erajan Now. Well I Don’t Want to Do That. Fuck You.

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tfw you should be starting high school but your great-uncle left you his shifty puzzling mansion of horrors to figure out

bro is being forced to camp out in the wilderness for possibly months on end figuring out family secrets while wondering why they couldn't have done the normal thing and left him a trust fund or something

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good afternoon friends. if you wanna know where ive been this time, well. this has been my mental state for the past month

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Health issues are wild what do you mean it isn't normal to have regular headaches where it feels like a knife is jammed into my eye and out through my neck

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The Dark Hour (Reloaded)

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No but the survivors could have a set list of tasks they have to accomplish each night and they can use the knowledge they gain before dying and it resets. It'd start with the Trapper because of course Mr Poster Boy has to go first, catch them in some bear traps and standard horror movie. Next night we get the sound of bells in the distance and the heavy breathing of the Wraith. Third night the outline of a triangle in the dust before the Hag screams and appears out of nowhere. Imagine what could've been

Honestly I think the Until Dawn movie would've been way cooler if it were that concept but a DbD movie with each non-licensed killer as a different night. That way it's at least like. Viewers get more clearly defined ideas for each new night if they're familiar with the game as opposed to just throwing random concepts together and hoping for the best

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Honestly I think the Until Dawn movie would've been way cooler if it were that concept but a DbD movie with each non-licensed killer as a different night. That way it's at least like. Viewers get more clearly defined ideas for each new night if they're familiar with the game as opposed to just throwing random concepts together and hoping for the best

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spin this wheel of all the pokemon. you now have to fight this pokemon. just you and it, bare-knuckle

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I cannot stress enough, that Vic choosing to just spend a full year setting up a full force psychological assault on Sam that included FORGING A DEED TO HIS HOUSE AND MAKING HIM EAT SAND, instead of trying to win in any way was the greatest power-move I have ever seen.

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So. I don't mean to offend anybody but Rachel Zegler is courageous and brave in a way that I'm not sure I would be at 23 years old with my career on the line. She tweeted 'Free Palestine' on her personal account and now she is being blamed/made the scapegoat for why the Snow White movie is not doing as well as Disney predicted.

For context: Gal Gadot (of "let's sing 'Imagine' to healthworkers-fame and 'I'm proud to have served in the 1DF' fame) plays the evil Queen.

Also for context: the producer, Marc Platt, flew across the country to reprimand a 23 year old for making said tweet. He asked her to delete it. She did not. Now Marc's son has taken to social media to "expose" Rachel's selfishness. They strongly believe her tweet is hurting the box office and jobs. The movie is done. There are no more jobs or employment. Producers get a cut from box office earnings. So all they really had to say was, "Rachel's tweet is costing my father and my family money! Take it down!"

Anyways. She didn't. And hasn't.

Good for her. The absolute balls of steel tbh.

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still believe that one of the greatest bits of all time was on January 6th, 2021 when. well. you know. and twitter was understandably an echo chamber of panic and fear and Justin McElroy just tweeted a selfie with a filter that was like “have a delicious national spaghetti day” followed by 3 tweets that were like “fuck. i’m sorry. i don’t know how to delete scheduled posts” and as i type this two years later i’m laughing

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so sick of soulless conveyer belt movie remakes. all that money on a bad movie when they could have put the muppets in it smh

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So like anyone wanna get rid of their old koraidon or other exclusives