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immortality as theft (you have to steal life from something else) immortality as parasitism (there is something else inside You that is keeping you alive and you become less of yourself more and more the longer it stays in you) immortality as violence (everything is trying to kill you because everything is supposed to die and the universe will always try to find a way to right the wrong that is You) you understand

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Well I like it but it’s not very well written. Also it’s a visual mess. The plot doesnt make any sense and the creators suck and its politics oscillate from mildly problematic to frankly baffling. I wouldn’t recommend it to anyone. However. the character

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he won

bonus:

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Last month I got a submission from @quatipalestrinha (a brazilian, lets gooo) who wrote a huge article about Dungeon Meshi and now that article has been translated into english!

It's a PRETTY LONG read and talks lots about theories with extensive explanations of historical events and the workings of nuclear energy (yeah), but my favorite parts were at the end when discussing the Winged Lion and the following section about Anthropophagy most of it went right over my head but it gives a lot to think about

I did write my thoughts about it here if you're curious, but it's in portuguese (if you google translate it's fine)

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immortality as theft (you have to steal life from something else) immortality as parasitism (there is something else inside You that is keeping you alive and you become less of yourself more and more the longer it stays in you) immortality as violence (everything is trying to kill you because everything is supposed to die and the universe will always try to find a way to right the wrong that is You) you understand

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Still thinking about that otgw au because it would be so stressful for average modern human Binghe meeting demon emperor Bingge, knowing they're equally insane

Bingge on his throne: I won't force Shen Yuan to stay with me... you two are free to leave the palace whenever you want

Shen Yuan: Binghe, what do you think about this?

Binghe, internally: what a lie. If this man is supposed to be me in another world, there's no way he means that. I know myself and in every universe I would never let Shen Yuan go. I would hunt him down and force him to stay with me if he ever tried to leave. I need him too much.

Shen Yuan: binghe?

Binghe, trying to act like a Normal Best Friend and not a creepy obsessive freak: I don't trust him. Just... his vibes are off, you know? So stick close to me, in case he tries to kidnap you and lock you up in a hidden basement for eternity that no one can ever save you from

Shen Yuan: ...dont you think that's assuming a lot based on "just vibes"

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I started using Head and Shoulders ten years ago for itchy scalp and dandruff, and then for ten years I have not had itchy scalp and dandruff, so I thought “why do I still buy shampoo to combat itchy scalp and dandruff when I do not have itchy scalp and dandruff,” so I stopped buying the shampoo for itchy scalp and dandruff and can you guess I have now? Can you predict what currently afflicts me? It’s alright if you can’t because apparently I fuckin couldn’t either

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oohhhhh very slow tigers are chasing me

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Casually dropping his hyper fixation into the convo so he’s forced to talk to me for another hour

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this post's hypothetical by itself is already ridiculous but the thing that gets me is how the wording implies two very funny things that become funnier in tandem

1. "Accidentally, the pitcher tosses a Christian baby" means this is a mistake on the pitcher's part. i imagine the pitcher is breastfeeding on the field and they pitch and they look down at their hands and they see the ball still in the glove and they go "fuck"

2. hitting the baby will still win you the game

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Another kakashi focussed comic!

This will be my last naruto comic for a little bit, but I had so much fun making these that the odds of me never doing another one are slim. I’m going to gather them all up to make a zine out of soon.

I hope you enjoy this last one. This one is a little more loosey goosey.

First comic

Second comic

Third comic

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((Piccolo then choked on his drink and had a coughing fit.))

Was thinking about how funny things turn out with Piccolo and the Son family and this silly idea came out.

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Iruka: Now, I've left instructions for everyone for when I'm gone. Yes, Kakashi?

Kakashi : Mine just says "Kakashi no."

Iruka: And I want you to apply it judiciously to every possible situation where the kids are involved.