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Luigi talking to Mario like

You might be older, but, I'm taller. Bitch.

Then ten seconds later

I SAID A MEAN THING, I'M SO SORRY.

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[☆] —— "Great. Now what?"

[☆] —— "You ask that like I'd know, Luigi."

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"Uh...well, I really don't know how to help you. I'm sorry."

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When Tumblr doesn’t give me my notifications or asks.

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Thor: Thor sleeps anywhere, and naked. This has caused a few issues.

Steve: on his back or side, straight as he can, barely moving. This is a habit left over from camps and barracks, squashed in with other soldiers, and from before, from the cold bitter new York winters when he was a kid. The cold was dangerous for him, screwed with his lungs, so every night Bucky would come to his place and squeeze into his narrow bed to keep him warm. He was like a furnace. Steve’s elbows and knees were sharp as knives so he made sure to keep extra still so his friend would be comfortable. Bucky’s warmth probably saved his life.

Natasha: Fetal position. Natasha curls up like a cat, all curved limbs and tousled hair, one hand by her face. She looks innocent, almost at peace. This is because her other hand is wrapped around the gun beneath her pillow.

Tony: Sleeps spreadeagle, mouth open, limbs splayed, wherever he collapses. He goes days and days without sleep; he is the wraith in Avengers tower, making coffee and scrambled eggs at 4am and disappearing back to his lab. Steve’s not much for sleep either, and he’s the only one besides Pepper who can gain access to Tony’s workshop, so he often goes downstairs to find Tony passed out on the floor with a wrench clutched in his fist and oil in his hair. If Tony ever wonders why he falls asleep on the workshop floor and wakes up in his bed with his shoes removed, he never mentions it to Steve.

Bruce: sleeps more than any of them. It’s maybe a metabolism thing. Hulking out uses up a lot of energy, so whenever he shrinks back to regular Bruce-size he eats enough for three and then sleeps for at least 16 hours. He sleeps in fetal position like Natasha, but tighter, knees tucked up almost to his chest, his whole body a clenched fist. It looks almost painful. He frowns and mutters to himself, and sometimes he cries out. There is an unspoken agreement amongst the rest of the team that they won’t mention it.

Clint: Sleeps with his eyes open. Sitting up. On the couch, or on top of the fridge, or on the stairs. Basically wherever affords the best position to scare the shit out of Tony at 3 in the morning.

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Dad: Who's this Marryoh and Loogee?

Me: DAD, JESUS CHRIST, IT'S MARIO AND LUIGI.

Dad: That's what I said. Marryoh and Loogee.

Me: DAD.

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[☆] —— "That's a joke, right?" Luigi smiled. "Because I don't even know where that is."

[☆] —— "She doesn't look like she's joking, Luigi. Guess that means we're in some sort of... Alternate reality... Great. Now how do we get home?"

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Merida was stunned. Mario was pretty good looking. "I...uh...I do know about Peach, and Daisy and everyone else..." she made herself stop staring at the brothers and looked somewhere else. "You two do realize you're in New York...right?"

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Luigi. Could you kindly tell Mario to STOP BEING HOT.

He's not going to listen.

DAMMIT.

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"Hello Luigi"

[☆] —— “Y-you know me…? How?”

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[☆] —— “Of course I do. H-how did you know that?" Luigi looked at Merida. "I mean, she is the princess and... she is well-known, but, I didn't think anyone would know her this far out." Luigi turned to look behind him. "Mario! There's someone here who knows about the Princess!"

[☆] —— "I highly doubt that anyone would know who Peach is out this far, Luigi. Did you hit your head or something?"

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"Yeah?" Merida was pretty sure he was crazy. Mario and Luigi were video game characters. She had been stuck at home watching Harley play the games nonstop and if she heard Mario’s annoying high pitched voice one more time, she was going to hurt someone. "Do you know someone named Peach?"

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Can we just.

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaah.

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[☆] —— "I'm pretty much used to not getting the attention." Luigi smiled. 'It's always my brother, Mario, that gets it."

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"Aw, that’s not good. I’m Merida. It’s nice to meet you, Luigi."

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[☆] ---- "Two in one day? That's not possible. Did Mario send you over here?"

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Reblog this if you would ACTUALLY care if I or any of your followers committed suicide

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[☆] —— "Th-that's... Kind of what usually happens. Most people don't tend to notice me. I'm Luigi, by the way."

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[☆] —— “You noticed me. How?”

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A Day in the Life of Nick Fury and Phil Coulson

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Yeah, so...

Not much to be said here, besides the fact that I'm an indie Luigi roleplayer.

He's a bit younger, so... I'd say that it's about Super Mario Bros. 1-era that he's in. TheremayalsobeLuigi'sMansion1and2inthere.

All of my relationships are open.

I NEED A MARIO. A.S.A.P. 

I'm multifandom, so, feel free to interact!

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[☆] ---- "You noticed me. How?"