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this is so beautiful what

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i’m crying at this

i went out for milk and ended up making like 6 new friends, marching in a parade, reuniting with one of my childhood friends, watched a drag queen eviserate a piñata and also forgot to buy the milk

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have some mercy my dude

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i need the raven cycle to be adapted into a tv show asap. like this is an emergency. and i don’t mean in a rushed, ooc way. i need it to be well casted, true to the story, shot in virginia, and with amazing attention to detail. and i need maggie stiefvater to be heavily involved. thank you for listening.

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on every level yes. there’s a reason why i love six of crows and the raven cycle so much.

I’m realizing that my favorite genre of media is just deeply sad young adults becoming family as they go on dangerous, epic adventures. I don’t know what this says about me.

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“I don’t know what my goals are, no. Thanks for asking.”

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and this is why everyone loves neil gaiman.

Prime Video: So, Good Omens Season 2 

Neil Gaiman: Yes

Prime Video: What‘s the Story? 

Neil Gaiman: No story, just vibes.

Prime Video: Neil, we need a little more to work with. 

Neil Gaiman: Okay, do you remember Sister Theresa Garrulous and Sister Loquacious from Season 1?

Prime Video: Yes?

Neil Gaiman: They‘re in a coffee shop AU.

Prime Video: Aaaand?

Neil Gaiman: And they need to fall in love. 

Prime Video: But Neil what about Crowley and Aziraphale?

Neil Gaiman: Oh, don‘t worry. They‘re already in love. 

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If Book Crowley or Radio Crowley met Show Aziraphale they'd be like "oh my god I can't believe Heaven manipulated you like that... what did they do to you..... we have to get you some therapy angel :(" and if Book Aziraphale or Radio Aziraphale met Show Aziraphale they would roast the fuck out of him

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YES

Also quick Ace Day doodle for you!! :D

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as much as i love the tv version of good omens, their book designs are just so perfect to me.

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i’m listening through radio omens currently

while i'm thinking about my favorite parts of different versions of good omens, there's also the part in the radio drama when aziraphale knows it's crowley calling when he picks up the phone, smugly claims it's because he's been anticipating crowley for thousands of years, and then admits to having caller ID

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hell yeah cowboy soul eater.