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oh so now the ancient sumerian is gonna preach to us

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you CANNOT read too much old timey fiction because I was playing Raft with the lads this morning and without a THOUGHT said we could sail over to another island "if the wind would consent to blow" & let me tell you. This did not pass by unremarked.

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"How could the enforced anonymity of imageboard culture ever seem like a good idea?" is a question that reads very differently when one's formative experience of social media involves web forums circa 2000 where it was impossible to decipher what any given thread was talking about because every single post included a signature that was ten times as long as its actual content, is all I'm saying.

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Possibly the greatest NPR exchange ever recorded

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the horrors persist but my friends write beautiful fanfic

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back in the 00s a single dancing anime chibi gif would feed us for months on end

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I love dante from the hit video game series devil may cry because he is somehow both the coolest motherfucker in the room but also a complete loser. he has soloed some of the most powerful beings in existence. he is constantly surrounded by beautiful women and yet he gets with none of them. he and his twin brother both suffer from a chronic case of The Cain Instinct. he rides around on a demon-powered motorcycle. his favorite pastimes are kicking ass and taking names, and also dance dance revolution. he has “been stabbed and jabbed by a number of things over the years.” he is obsessed with strawberry sundaes. he is constantly broke as shit because he keeps giving away his money to people who’ve lost their homes or family members to demon attacks, but also because he refuses to eat anything except for pizza and flakes out on jobs because he gets bored. he fist-fought his nephew in the vatican. he truly is the character of all time.

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If you’re taking requests, I reckon Gavin would look great in a military outfit (tank top, cargo pants, boots) in your art style 💕

hope this is okay?

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i havent been on my computer in a week what do i used this for again

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For the incredibly lovely HoH anon who wanted more of this comic - instead here's some with Ghost!:

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italian sub said he wanted no limits masochism so hes leashed to his crate wailing while i break spaghetti noodles in half infront of him