pheonix-thefirebird

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i think it's fucked up that there are plants that decided they wanted to eat meat

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"tumblr humor is only funny to tumblr users" NOT true. those bitches on pinterest love us.

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Who hurt you bbg

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Shoutout to women just because

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there’s a guy at work who’s forcing everyone in the breakroom to gender me right by yelling my name at any given moment 

he also said he was sorry he read my deadname on the worksheet but was “going to get black out drunk and probably forget dw” 

edit : im a trans guy, im out and on T but im very short that’s why my buddy asserts my gender for me i repeat he’s not outing me he’s doing it to keep me from being misgendered

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my therapist suggested i imagine my intrusive thoughts in the voice of donald trump bc i do not possess an ounce of respect for him or trust in his competence. going thru it today so i made this. hope this helps

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I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters

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just learned about dopamine decor and i feel crazy

tiktok people are just now discovering you can put things in your living space that you like. , Guys

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Lmao get fucked pissbaby

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me reading all the news articles and social media posts that immediately start calling the new pope Leo XIV

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Why do we say “slept like a baby” when babies literally wake up screaming every two hours?

I want to sleep like a middle-aged dad who “rests his eyes” during a Marvel movie and wakes up refreshed, confused, and ready to barbecue.

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I do not respect the grind. Go to bed