After seeing this I had a head cannon.
First, there is no way Clint is leaving the store with one box of Natasha's cereal. It would be more like he would leave the store with 8 shopping carts full of all the Avengers different cereal because he's a dad and know that one box of cereal last about 2.5 seconds; Tony gave him, his credit card so it doesn't matter the cost; and there is no way all those personalities will agree on eating the same cereal; and half of the Avengers members consume 2 to 3 times the number of calories the average human does in a day.
So this sparked head cannons on what the different Avengers favorite cereals are:
Bruce: Panda Balls (actual name is Panda Puffs, but we always call them Panda Balls at my house) they're organic, gluten-free, peanut-butter flavored cereal, similar in shape to Kix cereal.
Clint: Cocoa Puffs, and when he's done he puts the milk from the cereal in his coffee.
Steve: Frosted Mini-Wheats any flavor, because he does have a sweet tooth, although if he had to choose he'd pick the blueberry ones, or Grape Nuts. Both of these are more filling than most cereals so it only takes one box to fill him up instead of three boxes like other cereals.
Valkyrie: Shredded Wheat Biscuits. The old school original ones. When she see Steve eating Frosted Mini-Wheats, she asks him why he's eating kids cereal.
Sam: Lucky Charms.
Bucky: Hasn't figured his favorite one out yet, and usually just grabs a bowl of whatever is handy, trying everyone else's favorite to see what he likes. Except for Lucky Charms, which he spends an equal amount of time telling Sam are the most disgusting type of cereal he's ever tasted, and sneaking in to eat all the marshmallows out of before Sam can get to the box of Lucky Charms.
Steve doesn't approve of this, but ends up helping Bucky because those little marshmallows are just so good.
After a few times of this Sam gets wise and won't even eat the cereal if the bags already open. So Bucky enlists Bruce's help to reseal the cereal bag, which he does because all of the Avengers are trolls, even Bruce.
When Pepper finds out what's going on she buys the Lucky Charms marshmallows by the case for Steve and Bucky to just eat, and hopefully leave Sam's cereal alone. But Pepper doesn't give it directly to them she gives it to Darcy to give to them.
Darcy doesn't give them the marshmallows, she doesn't even tell them they exist, she hides the bag, and after Bucky and Steve have eaten all the marshmallows, she sneaks in and replaces them. Bruce reseals the bag for her as well because if Darcy of Natasha ask you to do something you just do it, no questions asked.
Thor and Jane: Pop-Tarts cereal. Both can put away about 4 boxes in one sitting. Everyone is in constant amazement that Jane can keep up with Steve, Bucky, and Thor's appetites, and wonder where she puts it all. Darcy's theory is all the calories Jane burns with the crazy Asgardian sex.
Darcy: S'mores cereal, because it's like campfires and dessert for breakfast every day. She also uses the milk from it for her coffee.
Carol: Trix. Which Steve hates because while he does have a sweet tooth that is too much sugar in the morning, and all those flavors mixed like that you can't tell what is what, it's too much. Carol tells him he just doesn't get it, because Trix are for kids.
Scott: Eats whatever Cassie's current favorite cereal is.
Wade (Deadpool): Only eats breakfast burritos in the morning. He does eat cereal, but only as a snack or for dinner. And then he just grabs whatever is left over from the others boxes.
(Also because my son asked why I included Deadpool when he's not an Avenger, because he's Deadpool and he does what he wants. Including eating breakfast with the Avengers at the Avengers tower, in the alternate timeline where everyone lives happily together and the last couple of movies never happened.)
Strange: Actually doesn't eat cereal, only egg white omelettes or equally healthy options, except on Sunday's, when the Avengers have brunch with a spread of every breakfast item you could possibly want. Then he eats a little of everything.
Pepper: Oatmeal and Fruit, or Yogurt, granola, and Fruit.
Natasha: Gets up super early and makes Blini with fruit and cream sauce. If you're awake she will make you one, but once she's packed it up for the day no one else gets any. Bucky gets them if he's struggling with his nightmares. Steve occasionally grabs a plain one on his way out for his morning run. Tony, Jane, and Darcy have all had one after late night science benders. Parker eats his with Nutella when he stays at the tower. Loki is the only one who consistently eats them with Natasha because they remind him of Frigga's cooking.
Tony: As a result of poor supervision as a child eats a bizarre combination of Cinnamon Toast Crunch, Cookie Crisp, and the left over fruit from Pepper and Natasha's breakfast, all in a giant bowl mixed together. The only other person who is even willing to try this mixture is Bucky, who surprisingly also thinks it's amazing.
Parker: Oops All Berries! Which Steve and Tony are constantly trying to hide from him, and convince him to eat any one of the more healthier options available to him. Which is a little ironic considering what Tony eats for breakfast.
Vision: Does not eat food.
Wanda: The first couple of years after joining the Avengers she did run the gambit of cereals and other unhealthy super sugarfied breakfast options. But then she started to miss home. Her mother loved to cook and experiment in the kitchen. Now most mornings find her getting up, just as Natasha is putting away her Blini breakfast items, and making super healthy, fancy breakfast options. Which she encourages the whole team to try instead of the the cereal, but most of them turn their nose up at. Except, of course, Steve, Bucky, Thor, and Jane, who of course can all put away a helping of Wanda's healthy breakfast, and then eat their preferred cereals; Loki who again is reminded of Frigga's cooking; and Strange because Wanda's meals might be the only healthy option in the tower.
Which leads to such scenes as this:
Tony walks into the communal kitchen in the tower, seeing Wanda, Strange, Steve, Bucky, Thor, Jane, and Loki, all sitting around the breakfast bar: Oh God! What is that smell, it's disgusting.
Wanda: It's a spinach, Gouda, and egg white quiche.
Tony looks at the plates of the diners at the breakfast bar: It looks like vomit.
Jane: It's delicious.
Thor, slams empty plate onto the ground, which is plastic because they've learned: Another!
Steve: Thor. Buddy, we've talked about this.
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