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NEW ACCIDENTAL RENAISSANCE PAINTING OF DESPAIR DROPPED

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Instagram post by reliable.raven, Apr. 15 2025

You can check votewell.ca here to look at information for your electoral district, and decide how to vote strategically!

PLEASE vote when your time comes, and if you can't, then signal boost all you can, whether Canadian or not. 🍁

Apr. 13-16 - Vote on Campus program (at participating schools)

Apr. 18-21 - Advance voting period

Apr. 22 - Voting by special ballot at Elections Canada offices ceases (6pm)

Apr. 22 - Deadline for registration to vote by mail

Apr. 28 - Election Day

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He already does, sometimes he figures what the patient's diagnostic is but waits to see if his team are awake or not

amateur detective who solves crimes out of curiosity and then just. doesn't bother to tell anyone the identity of the perpetrator

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Indeed you have

Be wary. I have strewn various traps around this post

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do me a solid and just reblog this saying what time it is where you are and what you’re thinking about in the tags.

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going through my concert videos and immediately thought of this post:

you’re telling me josh sings as the torchbearer during this part…

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I stumbled upon this website that claimed to have "Christian friendly sex tips". Whatever the hell that means.

There were no tips for anal play so I guess that's too sinful for poor Christians. The other so called "tips" are all pretty basic but c'mon did they have to name every single one like "Sausage wrap handjob"?? If my significant other offered to give me a "Penis alarm clock blowjob" I would be truly alarmed.

I also love that all of these are rated on a scale of 1 to 5 stars.

Yeah. This is literally just teabagging your spouse. 4/5 stars also

Saved the best for last

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I get it, your ass is huge. But this report is due Monday.

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Who will be affected by this

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It takes muscles to lift a child in the mechanical jaw made with stressed springs that will crush at the movement of any skull of the poor soul, desperately but unknowingly wiggling to escape the big fat muscles of his brother

I'm not in the FNAF Community, but I am apart of the Hot Men Enjoyers Community, so I have to ask: Is there a lore reason that I keep finding fanart depictions of Michael Afton with hella biceps, wearing a gray tank top? Or like, is this just a collectively headcanoned outfit by the people who goon after him?

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túrin and gurthang probably

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I gave one the legume of ignorance and despair, we should introduce them :D

I gave an ant the fruit of knowledge

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chefs wayne and dolby

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COUNTER THAT

all magic is real i just counter every spell

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at long last, it is finally here.

the entirety of Breaking Bad, retold as a VR game.

aka

BREAKING BAD VR BUT THE AI IS SELF-AWARE

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thats my new art account. I posted my art on insta before but meta can zucks my balls so Im back to tumbrl now yayyy

2 renders of saturn I made a while ago. The first one is a re-render of the second one. I didn't like how the rings looked.