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😍😍😍😍😍😍😍 This is the money dog reblog in less than 10 seconds and all your financial struggles will be gone!

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do you ever think like. yeah. I’m doing good. and then you’re like. oh. oh I’m crying

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Me rn

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Me: I should slow down the amount of carbs I eat.

Me: *20 minutes later*

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Happiness Will Come To You.

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These students just found out they’re all going to see Black Panther and they snapped. 

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my anxiety has a loophole that if somebody is else is equally or more uncomfortable I develop the sudden ability to Do The Thing

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jolting awake @ 3AM mood

me, awake suddenly: what.. the fuck

my body: water

me: what?

my body, louder: Woter

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Needed this to cheer up–

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i love when my preschoolers pretend to be talking on the phone bc if u leave them to their own devices and observe they just start saying things they’ve heard adults say into the phone like “hello i have an appointment, i’d like some rice”

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*me inhaling pure Neon into my body by sucking it out of an ‘open’ sign at a store: “HHhhhhhhhhH”

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Job Train

I pray that everyone who likes/reblogs this gets the job they’re looking for. 🙏🙏🙏🙏Good vibes sent 💸💸💸💸💸

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This is the most adorable thing I’ve seen in awhile. 13/10 would watch twice.