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i’m sorry kink fans but i just can’t see the suffix ‘con’ without thinking it means convention

‘dubcon’ will skrillex be there??

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Vetinari: Do you want to know how I actually hurt my wrist?

Moist: Yes.

Vetinari: I was hula hooping. Drumknott and I attend a class for fitness and for fun.

Moist: Oh, my God.

Vetinari: I've mastered all the moves. The pizza toss, the tornado, the scorpion, the oopsie-doodle.

Moist: Why are you telling me this?

Vetinari: Because no one will ever believe you.

Moist: You sick son of a bitch.

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If you mess up a social interaction you can say "Failed Experiment" and move on

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Truth, Justice, Freedom, Reasonably Priced Love, and a Hard Boiled Egg

A picture of Sam Vimes for the Glorious 25th, based on images of the German Peasants’ War

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“You'd like Freedom, Truth and Justice, wouldn't you, comrade sergeant?” said Reg encouragingly.

“I'd like a hard-boiled egg,” said Vimes, shaking the match out.

There was some nervous laughter, but Reg looked offended.

“In the circumstances, sergeant, I think we should set our sights a little higher—”

“Well, yes, we could,” said Vimes, coming down the steps. He glanced at the sheets of paper in front of Reg. The man cared. He really did. And he was serious. He really was.

“But…well, Reg, tomorrow the sun will come up again, and I'm pretty sure that whatever happens we won't have found Freedom, and there won't be a whole lot of Justice, and I'm damn sure we won't have found Truth. But it's just possible that I might get a hard-boiled egg.

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How do they rise up?

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Sometimes it's better to light a flamethrower than curse the darkness.

Happy Glorious 25th of May to all who celebrate. RISE UP!

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Happy Glorious 25th of May to you all!

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Pressed and framed some lilac because I could

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When I was early on in my transition I got in a Lyft, and the driver was this big country guy. I was a little nervous so I just sat quietly in the back.

After a moment he changed the music on his phone to what sounded like a Hatsune Miku song. Curiosity got the better of me, so I finally spoke up and said “is this Hatsune Miku?”

And he said “Yep. You looked uncomfortable, and I know Transgender women like Hatsune Miku, so I thought it might help.”

I think about that interaction a lot.

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Your regular reminder that trickle-down economics is a cruel joke designed by the wealthy.

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life can't be that bad when there's still cat and other assorted creatures