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I think a cocaine addiction is more ethical than owning four homes in the new york metro area.

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what the fuck

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a real tragedy that hawkeye pierce is confined to the conventions of a 70s network tv show about the 50s..... he should be smoking weed and being bisexual

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god made molluscs and then everything else was an accident

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this changed it all

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Untitled.

i made a comic in google slides for some ungodly reason

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deleting files makes me so scared what if i Needed That

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Kellogg's has been hit hard by Woke Mob. Here's a list of changes to their cereal marketing that we've been demanding:

-The "Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs" slogan is to be revised to "I'm mentally ill/neurodivergent for Cocoa Puffs." -Lucky Charms' leprechaun mascot, Patty O'Hatecrimes, must be changed to a normal Irish man who is critical of the british monarchy. -Tony the Tiger and the Trix Bunny are now a T4NB couple, to cater to the furry audience. -Fruity Pebbles can no longer use Fred Flintstone as a mascot, after his association with Winston Cigarettes was rediscovered. Consider using Jane Jetson as a substitute, to go for the Girlboss angle. -In addition, we can't call the pebbles "Fruity" anymore. -Captain Crunch is to be renamed to Draft Dodger Crunch -Snap, Crackle, and Pop MUST become drag queens. more than anything else on this list, this one is non-negotiable.

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christian scripture: "Today a calf gave birth to a hot and ready 14 inch pepperoni pizza. You know what that means. Yuuuuup. Christ is king."

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Tateyama Kurobe Alpine Route, Toyama, Japan.

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i mean sure man whatever. the stationary store has fucking pronouns