✧ huge lesbian ✧i have a houseplant named peter. books are fucking great. my headphones broke again.where the fuck is my cereal?music. music is great
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just know that every single second of my life i am channelling troy bolton singing bet on it my whole life aspiration is to reach that level of pure unadulterated drama and that’s all you need to know about me
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LGBT stands for Lets Guillotine Billionaires Together
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Rasputin in Popular Culture: Supernaturally vigorous man refuses to die.
Rasputin in Reality: A bunch of nerds who think they know how murder works because they read a book repeatedly fail to kill a man who’s too drunk to realise he’s being murdered.
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oh to be a cat witch, accepting a rose from the cute florist in town
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO OUR FAVORITE DRAGON BOY!! 🎉🎂❤️
I felt like some joyful Snowbaz was in order, so here’s a little pride-ful illustration to celebrate the day!
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Gaud PLEASE google image search the green humphead parrotfish. PLEASE.
betrayed by my own unquenchable thirst for bad knowledge
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