philsmeatylegss
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Still a phannie in 2025, huh?
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i kind of feel like if you take "don't bomb iran" as an endorsement of the iranian government, you're not intellectually ready to engage in conversations about real-world politics. Go talk about steven's universe instead
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Americans discover eating outdoors while having a cig
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shes having a big adventure on my pee wee cause im #HERMAN
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"fruit has sugar" warning post reminds me of my coworker who told me to make sure I don't get "addicted to fruit". yeah i'm also addicted to a nice walk on the beach
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cornelia you wanna post about your in laws visiting sooooo bad
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I fuck him for precisely 15 minutes call me the quarter pounder
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a detailed list of things i hate
hot weather
high temperatures
heat
warmer than average conditions
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honda center, anaheim, ca | november 2, 2019
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rpf is literally good for you
rpf gives me a better high than racking lines of cocaine
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