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#cats#she's so happy to see op!!!!!#archimedes looks at xochilt like that sometimes#which is nice b/c they're the step parent and he started out vaguely offended by their presence lol
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[I was born stupid. But I will not die hungry!]
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There was a character in a book I read once who was described as "handsomely fat" and that phrase is stuck in my brain forever. The author really was like "no shut up, they're charismatic, they're good-looking, they're handsomely fat. not just handsome AND fat; them being fat is directly contributing to their good looks. you agree." and they were RIGHT
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lmfaoooo wtf
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I thought Tumblr would get a kick out of this
#nice arms + chest hair guy fuuuuuuck yes#does ten pushups in my victory lap. its all thanks to you guys
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people talk too much about "slender man" and not enough about "fat girl"
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sometimes I think I'm putting too many sex scenes into something . and then I look at what's happening in the world and I'm like oh yeah there's a massive puritan shift and censorship wave happening. why on earth am I feeling guilty for writing self indulgent fanfic lmao. I think I will make the characters do it sloppy AGAIN !!!!!
#yeah seeing all this shit has me considering digging up and finishing the giant spider lady pinup I made for xochilt a while ago#like fuck it. might as well at this point
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i go to the ytp bar and order the usual. the bartender sets a Snoopingas in front of me. i pick it up, raise it to my lips, and set it back down, repeating all of this while gradually accelerating until i have finished the drink. my favorite way to spend a frirfday evenineve
#audio#I don't remember if I already reblogged this but it deserves to be reblogged again anyway#ytps
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absolutely love it when girls go "lately i'm obsessed with" and then say the most mundane thing ever
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Pallas's Cats (x)
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the idea that jerking off every day makes you a depraved sex addict is so nuts the current obsession with declaring anything a sex/porn addiction is so fucking stupid why am i seeing other queer people and people on the left capitulating to this regressive shamey bullshit. experiencing pleasure is not sinful or overindulgent. we cannot be going around telling people they're not allowed to be horny and not allowed to have whatever amount of sex they want to have.
#don't it also have like. health benefits#I read recently that trans women in particular benefit b/c it can help them avoid atrophy but I think there's other benefits as well#anyway sex and masturbation are both morally neutral acts#if you have a regular interest in it that's fine and if you don't care about it at all that's an equal amount of fine#it is literally Just An Activity at its core
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Like clockwork
#🎉#thank you for not calling her a russian blue#I get why some people think that but her mom is from a feral colony so I doubt she has a breed to begin with#also fun fact her siblings are the same color but one of them underwent radiation treatment for nasal cancer and now his chest is white#(also he's doing great he's two years past his initial prognosis with no signs of tumor regrowth)
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#videos#the vibes of this just unlocked a memory of my sister and I checking out kids education videos at the library when I was like. eight lol
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