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* FUSCKIMG ACTIVATES BUBBA MODE *

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Black Christmas 1974 BLU-RAY Audio Commentary with Billy (actor Nick Mancuso)

Transcribed:

Hol-y shit! ope-! what? Twist? TWIST?! HAH- FELLATIO! Alright, here we go. Let’s get serious now, alright? Yes, the microphone- I know, it’s moved- I-It shifted- Idontknow :( Hahlright, here we go…! HAHLRIGHT… I can see you! I can see you! I can see the old lady…! The old- little old lady with a- yes, I can see you :) I can see both of you actually??? I’m feeling strange feelings in my stomach… And… lower down. Deep, deep inside. Strange, mh, feelings of… I don’t know- I… I- I am confused too, I’m very confused! And I’m getting progressively more confused- I… I want to do things to you and I- I don’t know what it is! I-I feel like… doing things to you. And, mmh hm… And these things that I do to you they might MAKE A BABY! THE BABY! Alright ihdjhd dontwannamakeany BABIES! h hhmm mmnyea yea Women… Can’t live with em… hhhCAN’T BURY THEM IN YOUR BACKYARrrrrrD huhuhmmmn mmm [moans] WOOORDS of WISDOM, Lloyd my boy! WOOORRRDS… hhhOF… WISDUM! hahmm [moaning, swallowing] wait a minute… hhahYou’re the caretaker? Noo… YOU’RE the caretaker! You’ve…… ALWAYS……….. been………… the caretaker…… hhyeah [moaning and chewing] HAHHnnngh huu HIS EYES! WHAT… HAPPENED… TO HIS EYEEEEEEEES? huuu… he’s got… His father’s… HIS father’sss… eeeyes.

It’s… meEeEe… BILLeeyyyyyyhyyyyyyhhhyyyhhhhh……….

S-Siiiiieeelent noiiiiiiight….. hoooooollllyy niiieiehehghghgthtttttt…. Aaaallll is caaaaalm…. aa-a-a–a-a-a-aalll iiii-i-i-i-i-i-s briiiiiiight NNNYONDDER R EEEEEVEVEEUHUIHSDIAHFUAH08HQ089EWHFG9H98UESH0F8H9UWHE BELELHEHELE BELEN CHILD DNIUWEAHIFUIUHEUIOSGRYUBFIABE

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an asparagus looks on in horror as their four adopted children encourage his tomato husband to commit mass suicide

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REBLOG IF YOU WANT A LOVE LETTER FROM A FICTIONAL CHARACTER IN YOUR ASK BOX NOW

AND I WILL DO EVERY SINGLE ONE, BASED ON YOUR BLOG.

EVERY

SINGLE

ONE

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SOME people appreciate a good performance.

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All the gays right now

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{ Every F**kin’ Day }

AND I RETURN !! To bring y'all somethin’ special I been working on for a couple weeks ! Gonna ring in the New Year with this, been super excited to post it

This is both a personal / portfolio piece to strengthen some skillset goals, but I love Plankton more than anyone outta Spongebob, and that One Mr. Lawrence Interview is so legendary, I’ve wanted to animate this forever

{ This is also dedicated to Stephen Hillenburg, who left us very recently and whose work was very dear to me, I’m gonna miss u so much dude }

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Oh god, my parents are gonna be so mad at me!

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Oh god, my parents are gonna be so mad at me!

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pictures from the area 51 raid are honestly poetic cinema and we should all be happy that we are witnessing such a historic moment

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Yucky

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misa: i’d even give my death note to y-

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