She/they. 28. 🇪🇺Stir fry connoisseur and enjoyer of tv by female writersCrafter at heart and shitposter by vocation
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"What do you want from a remake" I DON'T WANT THEM. I DON'T WANT ANOTHER SOULLESS NOSTALGIA-FILLED CASH-GRAB. I DON'T WANT ANY OF THEM. I DON'T WANT ADAPTATIONS THAT KILL THE ORIGINAL MESSAGE OF THE THING THEY WERE BASED UPON NEITHER THE SHOT-BY-SHOT DESATURATED RECREATIONS. I WANT ORIGINAL STORIES!!! NOT REMAKES OF MOVIES THAT AIN'T EVEN 30 YEARS OLD!!!AAGGGGGHHH
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WE DID IT GANG!!!!! MR CARDAMOM FUTURE MAYOR!!!!
Me, looking at the page showing the democratic NYC mayor primaries results, knowing full well that I’m like 9 hours ahead and I will not know the results before tomorrow morning my time, and also that whoever wins still has to go against the republican candidate in november, and that this race has absolutely no effect on my life as a southern european: so can buy tickets to fly to mayor zohran mamdani’s city already or no
#zohran mamdani#taking credit for part of the win even though again. I’m European I’ve never set foot in New York
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We will literally never progress past biphobia until people realize that bisexuals in het relationships are still having a queer experience by virtue of being bisexual, we do not magically oscillate between gay enough and too straight. I’m going to maul someone to death.
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i really want to see genderqueer be an identity we talk about in great detail this pride month. genderqueer saw more usage in the 90s and 2000s, with the rise of the term non binary we've seen more people gravitate toward that label as it becomes the more socially accepted term to use given its notoriety. i would like to bring back alternative labels for this experience, since our diversity is what makes us so unique and strong as a community
genderqueer is an identity that has a long history, and a myriad of definitions and folks who express it in different ways. it really can mean whatever the hell you want. it can mean that you're cisgender but express your gender in a queer way. it can mean that you're trans, take hormones, have gotten top and bottom surgery and dress however you want. it can mean that you dress "normal" and pass as cishet but have a queer gender on the inside. it can mean that you combine masculine and feminine aesthetics. it can mean that you strive for gender neutrality. it can mean that you want to be so ambiguously gendered strangers can't tell who you are.
there's no guidelines or rules, genderqueer is an identity meant to embrace the freedom one can have with gender expression. it can mean as much or as little as the person using it wants it to. it's a beautiful term that is just as flexible as non binary, and i do not postulate to replace that term, but rather bring light to another identity that may suit folks slightly better. it's a beautiful identity. it's what I came out as first in 2011 and I'm happy to be back at all these years later.
2024 is a great year to be proud of being genderqueer and to proudly tell people about this part of yourself. let's celebrate ourselves louder and prouder than ever before. there are many ways to exist outside of the binary, and folks deserve to know about older terms that have been used by the community as well as newer ones
#yayyy that’s me!!!#genderqueer to me is like. my gender is something that I’ve had to think about and come to terms with#and it is in a sometimes discordant relationship to my body and sexuality#I can’t separate my gender from my sexuality OR from my body.#would I still be genderqueer if I were straight and conventionally attractive (to straight men)? probably not#would I still be genderqueer if I were a lesbian and looked more butch than I do? also probably not#or maybe I still would? who knows#but for me my gender is like. I’m ok with being called a girl even though I don’t particularly like it. I hate being called a woman.#I wish I looked like the (presumably trans) barmaid in Shrek 2#I would pay so much money to look like Ilona Maher but I would shave my head#but most importantly.#not a girl not a guy not your business#im somewhat out as bi (which is 10% of what I am and barely the truth to quote Dean Pelton) but I only really talk about being genderqueer#to the people I date#mainly for safety and security but also. I don’t think people have any business knowing what labels I use for myself#I think pretty much everyone can tell that like. There’s Something Wrong with the way I perform femininity#(mostly because. I don’t really do that)#but being perceived =/= my internal life & monologue#they can perceive me as a girly girl if that’s what they projecting onto me#but that’s not what I am and how I engage with the world
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I burned my arm touching a pan while cooking. How could my beloved stir fried rice do this to me
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For those curious:
Our lowest 3 smash are
2.4 for the Elon Musk poll
2.7 for the charles III
4.6 dor Ellen Degeneres
Our highest 3 smash are
95.5 for the second Sigourney Weaver poll
93 for the Appalachian Moutains
92 for the type 30 rotary phone
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Me, looking at the page showing the democratic NYC mayor primaries results, knowing full well that I’m like 9 hours ahead and I will not know the results before tomorrow morning my time, and also that whoever wins still has to go against the republican candidate in november, and that this race has absolutely no effect on my life as a southern european: so can buy tickets to fly to mayor zohran mamdani’s city already or no
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I got a couple of movies from Netflix and they had these cool Halloween-themed mailers. Maybe I’m easily amused, but they’re kind of nifty!
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HR told my new colleague our new shifts but not me, so I did not show up for my morning shift (BECAUSE I DIDNT KNOW I HAD ONE) & had to rush to work while I was at the gym. Now I look like an idiot, I’m sweaty and gross, AND my new schedule sucks ass
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brennan lee mulligan as adrian clairmont | la by night 5x08 - reign in hell
#i.#I was not ready for brennan lee mulligan as a priest#forgive me father……………#brennan lee mulligan
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New York. Martes.
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"Well Brad and Janet... What do you think of him?"
THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW (1975) — dir. Jim Sharman
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when I was a kid I wished I had nosebleeds. I had some friends who had them and I was like. that looks so fucking cool. you're just sitting there and suddenly you're covered in blood. it looks so dramatic. it looks so... and here my language failed me. at such a humble age I did not have the vocabulary to describe the sublime. I just sat in incomprehensible jealousy. I turned out totally normal by the way
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getting big 45 minute vibes from this 15 minute recipe
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