phoebussmintheus
phoebussmintheus
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"Gratias deis agas, quod te nondum eviscervi, nec exsanguavi, nec viscera tua effudi."
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phoebussmintheus · 9 hours ago
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Only if we can make a bacchanal first.
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Wanna bleed out in the woods together?
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phoebussmintheus · 9 hours ago
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Stealing bubblegum from my mother is my passion.
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phoebussmintheus · 9 hours ago
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No... I think I'm more impressed by the plates...
I ate water with cookies and I feel this is the best meal I've had in a while.
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phoebussmintheus · 9 hours ago
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Bro has EXPRESSIONS
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phoebussmintheus · 9 hours ago
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How do you... Melt the plates...?
I ate water with cookies and I feel this is the best meal I've had in a while.
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phoebussmintheus · 10 hours ago
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I cut them all because I couldn't with the pressure. I'm weak. Now I'll have to wear acrylics to my graduation.
I also broke my nail but I will decide to ignore it because ignorance is bliss and I'm not cutting my nails.
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phoebussmintheus · 10 hours ago
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Damn I think you have to be pretty delusional to pass water for tea.
I ate water with cookies and I feel this is the best meal I've had in a while.
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phoebussmintheus · 10 hours ago
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There's no way to disown it. That's what you are./j
I do not like being domestic, why am I willingly cooking.
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phoebussmintheus · 10 hours ago
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I'm going to pass out in the bed once I reach my room.
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phoebussmintheus · 10 hours ago
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I want to buy a butterfly knife to go out with. Just in case.
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phoebussmintheus · 11 hours ago
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phoebussmintheus · 11 hours ago
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Male wife./j
I do not like being domestic, why am I willingly cooking.
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phoebussmintheus · 11 hours ago
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It is art. It should be hanged in a museum./silly
i know there version of me
is she perverted like me
would should go down on you
in a theatherr
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phoebussmintheus · 11 hours ago
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I just realized I don't have a person to call when I'm in an Uber so I don't get kidnapped.
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phoebussmintheus · 11 hours ago
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I love it when examinators cheat. Yess, king. Make some of the top students read some of his responses out loud. (It's me, I'm one of the top students. (I don't trust myself and whoever trusts me should be examined.))
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phoebussmintheus · 11 hours ago
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I also broke my nail but I will decide to ignore it because ignorance is bliss and I'm not cutting my nails.
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phoebussmintheus · 11 hours ago
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I ate water with cookies and I feel this is the best meal I've had in a while.
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