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regal deciding to make his six year old nephew his arch nemesis 2.6 seconds after meeting him will never not be funny to me

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thunderbolts as a concept is hilarious to me lmfao like imagine your DAD is a part of your friend group

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went to an elementaryschool musical production and they started the show with the director saying: "Now there's some very small viewers here today, so just so you know. There will be a scary character later in the show. This is her," and a girl in a kinda scary ghost outfit did a creepy walk across the stage, then stood up straight and did a cheery wave, "but remember, it's just Nina. She's pretending to be scary."

Aaaand i would very much like for horror movies to have that as a little bonus feature you can chose. Let me start a movie with Guillermo del Toro showing me a scary ghost that might jump at me, but don't worry, thats just Doug!

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artist : @star_ry_eyed

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Police: You are under arrest for trying to carry three people on a single motorcycle.

Bucky: Fuck's sake.

Bucky:

Bucky: Wait, did you say three?

Police: Yes, three.

Ava: Oh my god.

Yelena: BOB FUCKING FELL OFF -

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roomates!pb&jj — au where peter, bob, joaquin and johnny share an apartment in new york

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Why you need to double-check before posting something:

P.S. The rebloggers:

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Diagram of my kitten who fell asleep on my lap that i drew through tears. Pleawse. I cant get up

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dead poets society, dir peter weir (1989)

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WILLY WONKA AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY 1971, dir. Mel Stuart

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trees are very 🥺 because sometimes i’ll stand under the shade of a tree and look up at it and it’ll sway its branches about in the wind and i’m like oh my God i’m alive and YOU’RE alive. we are alive together and made up of the same starry stuff and standing right next to each other in this moment on this earth. do u feel it when i reach out and press my hand to your trunk? can you hear me? i think you’re so neat. and then the sunlight filters through its leaves just so and that lovely green color leaves me dazzled. it’s just very nice to be an alive thing next to a different sort of alive thing

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Saw this meme and was immediately ✨inspired✨

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Nothing like just dance to turn the watchtower into a watchhome (they SO argued over who got player 1)

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Rewatched the Test Drive scene and thought about how Toothless probably must've resigned himself to the possibility that he'll never fly like he used to, especially when there's a human boy on his back who needs a cheat sheet in order to slowly work his tailfin. He'll never be fast again, he'll always have to wait on Hiccup to figure out which is the right tail position, he has to be careful.

And then they fly through that maze of sea stacks and find out that flying is as natural to Hiccup as breathing, apparently.