phoenixtritehater

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Youuu!!:D (Part of some selfship art for my down bad friendo)

"Your art is amazing. I like."

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"Beautiful."

I promised you a gift of two Godots… You we’re supposed to get it on tuesday but I did it now and I am now trying to get rid of the evidence I drew it

THIS IS THE MOST HOMOEROTIC THING I MADE IN MY LIFE

I hope you are happy

***FUCKING EXPLODES***

i have nasty things to say about him

grrrrrhhghhhhhGRRRRRR

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Ummm… do you mind if people draw you shirtless and suggestive when it is a gift for a friend who likes your visage?

"Nope."

"Show it to me too."

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*attention friend! Murder attempt on Wr!ght will happen this week!*

"Great! Is there a set date and time?"

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How would you feel if you found out you had some sort of kid? And that said kid was working with wright

"BAD? I'd feel pretty bad."

"First a kid, I have no clue about, and now it's working with Trite?"

"That sounds like a nightmare."

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can you hold me. i’m sad.

i’ll beg.

"You don't have to beg."

"I'll hold you."

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You can safely bury a body in a grave of another after 15 years since the previous burial. If the soil is good enough, 12 years is good enough.

Don’t waste a precious good burial spots, be resourceful and environmentally friendly

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we should make out, it would probably help the economy

"How exactly would that help with the economy?"

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What if. I was madly in love with you

"Alright."

"That's fine, I suppose..."

"Love you too."

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what if I revived you

"I mean, I could kill Trite with Gavin."

"Would be nice, but I think I've overstayed my welcome."

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in light of recent events

I support them in their getting along journey 🏳️‍🌈❤️❤️

((This idiot has nothing to say))

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Nom.

"Nom nom."

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miego

"Yep."

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"I think the option of 'he's so horrible he needs to be burnt at the stake' is missing."

Is he a good or a bad person? Let’s find out

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Would you like to go out for a coffee…? I want to discuss murder of certain… individual. (I know one coffee place that also makes amazing unsweetened coffee cakes)

"That would be delightful."

"Sure, I'll go."

I'm not paying.

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“A-Am I going crazy… or… are you… the once Defense Attorney now Prosecutor who dated my older sister’s rival Mia Fey..?! Ok… this… is a little… strange… umm… hi..? Mr. Godot, was it? I’m Ema Skye… younger sister of Lana Skye… how… are you..?”

"Yep. Godot."

"Me, myself, am fine."

"Has anyone told you you're quite the genius?"

((Act like he's talking))

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BAM alright i’ll find the fanciest italian restaurant for ya. you’ll wanna kiss me after this trust me

-boykisser anon

"Sure. I'll go on a date with you."