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*becomes a vtuber and does nothing but play solitaire on stream for 5 hours straight without winning a single game*

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Source

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In fifth grade a boy tried to impress me by swallowing a whole tadpole live and I punched him so hard that he puked and the tadpole was fine.

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Can’t ever join the “they’re mean to me :(“ crowd, a character calls me a cunt and becomes a permanent party member

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Spin this wheel first and then this wheel second to generate the title of a YA fantasy novel!

(If the second wheel lands on an option ending with a plus sign, spin it again)

Share what you got!

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if you're writing and find yourself thinking 'this is too weird/gross/offputting/esoteric/ambitious/catered to my specific interests + sure to push away a broader audience' that is the devil speaking and it is a lie. you are already firmly on the right path and you need to double down

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blorbo art should take zero effort and time to make. It should just manifest straight out of your mind whenever you want it to

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i know her heart was in the right place but my mom wrote this in the funniest way possible

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Also to be clear if you put the new Harry Potter show on my dashboard I will be unfollowing and probably blocking you. JK Rowling is responsible for the death and pain of too many trans people to count in my country and I cannot tolerate her new way of trying to gain cultural and financial power in any way shape or form.

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drawings from our drive across america 🚙

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ok but status notes on who’s online are literally meaningless to me. I will send you my thoughts as they occur to me and you can respond whenever it’s fine

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👍 You can post fanfiction on AO3.

👍 You can post fanart on AO3.

👍 You can post fan essays on AO3.

👍 You can post original fiction on AO3.

🚫 You cannot post memes on AO3.

🚫 You cannot post requests on AO3.

🚫 You cannot post prompts on AO3.

🚫 You cannot post rp calls on AO3.

🚫 You cannot post placeholder fics on AO3.

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There are two basic arguments for shutting the fuck up about cishets at Pride.

First: What if a trans kid asks their parents to show their support by attending Pride with them? What if a lesbian can only attend pride if she gets a ride from someone and the only person willing and able to drive her is her straight brother? What if a bi disabled person can't attend a large outdoor event without hands-on assistance from their straight partner? What if someone just wants to bring their fucking friends? What if, contrary to popular tumblr discourse, most queers don't inhabit perfectly pure social bubbles populated only by other queers? What if it's none of your business?

Second and perhaps more important: If you think you can tell that someone is CIS, let alone HET, by LOOKING at them, you are a cop and an idiot.

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so true