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big fan of being able to go back in a reblog chain and rb a version of a post without the additional comments you don't find funny. but it also feels like lowkey snubbing the person who put it on your dash. like sorry boss im trimming the fat here. your tastes are not quite good enough. die.

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has anyone else noticed the enemy is wicked and cruel in equal measure

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computer. one blunt. pre-rolled.

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Everyones like Just hire mercenaries Just hire mercenaries IM NOT HIRING MERCENARIES

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I hired those crumbs to go in your bed

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Every time I see someone take a picture of their fit on campus with their phone leaning against a bench or tree or whatever shit I remember this gif and honestly consider doing exactly this every time I see it

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(texting you while i'm housesitting)

2:24 AM: is it cool if i cast Drain Life in here?

2:26 AM: i'm doing it

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lets play throw each other down the concrete staircase

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yesterday my friend accidentally attached this image of a dog to his discord message and I keep randomly thinking about it and laughing

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italian sub said he wanted no limits masochism so hes leashed to his crate wailing while i break spaghetti noodles in half infront of him

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my blog has sucked lately due to my shit attitude

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Outside the job interviewer's office casting buffs for 3 minutes like I'm about to kill a dark souls boss