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the people of twitter need to gain some perspective on what issues are genuinely important. please go outside

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“Why the fuck the little scroll bar has these little horizontal lines?!” OK, i will tell you … this is to mimic little raised ridges the ridges would provide friction with a finger, if it was a physical slider … this intuitively tells you that the strange object is to be slid like a slider … this is known as … “Skeuomorphic design”! Thanks for listening. have a safe drive home everyone [turns off the projector & leaves out the back door] [gets in my car & puts the key in the ignition] [turns key & my car explodes due to a car bomb, i die]

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maybe the single funniest twitter comment I've ever seen

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Link

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happy birthday pretty girl <3

thank you for everything

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Hi! Do we know how dan celebrated his 19th bday?

oh my god anon if you didn't know this. you're going to need to sit down because it's a lot to process the first time you hear it.

first a reminder that he spent his 18th birthday alone in his room watching phil's space adventure video (featuring pj, brony, and lex) as a fan

daniel howell celebrated his 19th birthday in LA after being personally invited and flown to E3...with his friends amazingphil, pj, bryony, and lex

the y/n of all y/ns

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director's cut? why do we need to know if he's circumcised

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"we take turns to be the alpha" rip bottom phil truthing

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loving this new tumblr glitch that places the viewer's url in place of a deactivated one. some kind of horror movie plot about finding your own dead body

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i disagree with the concept of smoking but sometimes i really do need to take a mental cigarette break

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*Dictating suicide note to my secretary who is typing it in on a big antique typewriter*

*Phone rings, i go to answer it*

Mhm. Yeah. Mhm. I see. Thanks. *hangs up*

Sharlene you can go ahead and cancel that, i've just been informed that We're Back

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"I know chatgpt is bad but you just don't really have any choice" you literally do. Don't use it. Have some moral backbone.

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my therapist suggested i imagine my intrusive thoughts in the voice of donald trump bc i do not possess an ounce of respect for him or trust in his competence. going thru it today so i made this. hope this helps

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coming to terms with the unpleasant reality that i may have to mention jack manifold and average harry in my autism appointment

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