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i was on holiday so i haven't watched the birthday stream yet, i'm assuming it was very heterosexual and masculine judging by the posts i've seen, no?
#dan and phil#daniel howell#phil lester#danisnotonfire#amazingphil#dan and phil games#dip and pip#phan
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i cant believe we got 'he met a black haired emo boy called amazingphil' and 'without the internet we never would have met' sung on the same day
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secret project predictions (cursed edition):
They put all their content behind a paywall
BIG becomes an NFT (idk how NFTs work please don’t educate me)
They get a puppy but we find out they got it from an unethical puppy mill and they get mega cancelled
They start selling dan and phil branded wellness teas that give you explosive diarrhea
Dan dyes his hair blonde too but it looks like shit so they got on hiatus again until it goes back to brown
They reveal a third person lives in the phouse
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she calls me pdf cause she's saving me to hopefully read for later
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this is problematic of me (joke) but i really enjoy the splashing of french into english speech or writing. just adds a pizzazz
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guy who only heard the phrase gaslighting once and is misremembering it: stop fleshlighting me
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I find it incredible that Hades 1 & 2 has Aphrodite, who is just straight up a busty naked lady, and she's not even the character people are most horny about. She might not even be in the top 10
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he can infodump so deep inside me I'll have trivia running down my leg
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