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medieval judge: i sentence you to a swift and painless death in private with all of your clothes on

gay masochist pervert criminal: NOOOOOO PLEASE, ANYTHING BUT THAT!

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arcade isnt supposed to be twink hot he's supposed to be sardonic down to earth 400 level course professor who really cares about his niche course material and class of eight students despite not sleeping or feeling a positive emotion in years, tries to make sure everyone passes his class, and shows up to the 8pm lecture with two redbulls and intentions to shit talk the other four people on earth who work in his niche subfield hot

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Tasteful bulge? Yeah I would like a taste f- [I am interrupted by the sound of a dry twig snapping. This is impossible, as I am in the infinite linoleum bathroom dimension for this joke.]

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Charon, after the lw buys his contract

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good news im getting neutered 🥴

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hey while we're on the subject of ghoul cowboys yall should look at mine

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hey btw just in case u didn't know im a boy and have super soft hair,,,

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the fake products in vtm bloodlines are like. unparalleled

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there'll only ever be one ghoul cowboy in my heart. raul they could never replace you.

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predatory development & leasing practices coupled with stagnating wages have led to a preponderance of studio & 1br apartments that's rapidly destroying the realworld dark kink sexual market out here. it's gotten to the point where "i want you to put me in your basement/shed" is essentially the same thing as saying "i want you to fly me to monaco in your private jet." where is she even supposed to keep me tied up? the 4'x5' balcony? the open-floor-plan combination living room and kitchen? Enough.

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falling into the deep end

better res [x]

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Lay waste to his pussy with torch and sword

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i miss them so much

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brave hobbit

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(jennifer coolidge voice) These gays… they’re trying to murder me!!

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people who don’t have boops on, I respect your peace but also picture me standing outside your blog scratching the door like a cat wanting to be let in

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war never changes