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When your house is burning down
Fireman: SIR DON'T GO BACK IN!
Me: but it says there's a Blaziken inside
Fireman: HOLY SHIT OUT OF THE WAY!
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Men don’t understand anything and they probably never will
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I have the pleasure of sitting behind a boy in my graphics class who makes fucking masterpieces.
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proposal: switch from “fuckboy” to “bratboy”
why not “fuckboy”:
“fuckboy” is prison slang for a bottom, the one who gets fucked, usually meaning the one who gets raped (even prison rape is bad rape)
has a swear word and thus is harder to incorporate into day-to-day language without being questioned
some dimplebrain is gonna think it means that you wanna fuck em or that it’s a compliment because they have sex
why “bratboy” instead:
uses two “b”s so it sounds more obnoxious to be called as a word in general
it has sounds totally sassy af
it has no curse words so you can slip it into your everyday language
people know what a “brat” is in casual english language so there’s no questioning what “bratboy” means
has no problematic history
in fact it already has an urban dictionary entry that’s over 12 years old
plus you get google image searches like this which is 100% representative of what we’re going for here:
so in short:
#bratboy2k15
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project broadway → week three: stage and screen rent + favorite opening number
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