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Met an older gentleman the other day with a "#1 grandpa" hat. He asked if Evelyn was a greyhound and I said she was a whippet. He said, "Ah! A bippet!" and walked cheerfully away.
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person who is chronically outside
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all the technology you have is at minimum 8 years old
hey im curious whats an assumption about me that you're convinced is true
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Hi! This is a rickroll. Please visit youtube dot com, type "never gonna give you up" in the search bar, then click on the first video that comes up. Thank you for your consideration.
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Less than 2 days remaining!!!
Moataz @moatazart, Mariam, and Maria have less than 2 days on their fundraiser. They have met their prior goal for securing housing, but still require funds to purchase a computer so Moataz can work from Egypt. They don’t know how long they will be in Egypt, and they will need to find steady income in order to remain secure.
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We are VERY close to the goal! The progress has been incredible, I know we can meet the goal! Please reblog this post and repost the link to your own social media accounts!
Thank you❤️
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phoub · 2 days
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we/our pronouns
this/that pronouns
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that's a beta mindset, imagine all the business opportunities that will be possible
I have hidden 23 fester fleas in your house. Id you do not cull all of them within 24 hours they will lay eggs and become impossible to remove. Good luck.
jokes on you i fucking love bugs
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mike’s hard past couple of months
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daddy's got to be honest kitten. i don't think we're finding the northwest passage
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I have hidden 23 fester fleas in your house. Id you do not cull all of them within 24 hours they will lay eggs and become impossible to remove. Good luck.
jokes on you i fucking love bugs
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