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mom: what’s your primary news source? me: *thinks about the Destiel meme which could tell me aliens had been discovered and I would believe it in a heartbeat*

me: New York Times

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Listening to Hotel California on the store radio and they muted the word "kill" when he says "but they just can't kill the beast" like what are we doing here has humanity not suffered enough

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I am becoming increasingly insane about desmond. What if you were raised in a literal conspiracy murder cult and cut off from the outside world, ran away at 16 and survived on your own, and then got kidnapped 9 years later and learned your insane conspiracy murder cult was actually right all along and they need you to slowly drive yourself insane for the greater good. I need to get desmond OUT OF THERE

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I love when fics have Ezio or other ppl freak out when Desmond says bi/gay shit like:

Desmond: woah, that guard is too hot to work for the templars.

Ezio: *sweating" I uh... He is handsome I guess...

Desmond: I guess??? If he came for drinks while I still tended... He got a good ass.

Ezio: DESMOND THE CHURCH-

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the children yearn for a desmond miles comeback

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Desmond: How do I get my dad to approve of me?

Bleeding Effect!Ratonhnhaké:ton: Kill him.

Desmond: ...We'll keep that option on the back burner.

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when a character has a shirtless scene and they have washboard abs and no sign of any belly fat not even a little bit

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Bruce Springsteen visiting his childhood home in New Jersey. 1980s | 2025.

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watched conclave

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the years have made me weird and strange to talk to. but still i must post

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my beautiful starchild!

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(never degraded someone before) you have your mother's cruelty. and your father's cowardice.

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when i look up a knitting term, the last thing I want is an ai overview. I want a 60+ year old woman with no understanding of lighting or helpful camera angles who still manages to give the most concise and clear explanation of how to execute purl 2tog through the backloop. ai summary fuck off, where is phyllis?

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in some aspects tumblr users see a like but no reblog in the same way a business sees piracy as lost income

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finding out danny phantom fans are sick of dc/batman crossovers clogging THEIR tags is frying me idk why I never considered that. we are in the same damn boat omg

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[talking shit about a guy] he could not earn the trust of a horse