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bring on that big sugar crystals sugar they put on the muffins. Where can i get ahold of That sugar

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In honor of Saw X, here's my favorite saw video of all time

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attack on @phthalomus !!! its nels!!

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Another ArtFight attack, featuring @phthalomus and @honeyginsen's OCs, Nels and Dersei.

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Snuggle by 鹿 野

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i was trying to collect more shitty ms paint doodles we all use and vibe with and then i realize i also have ms paint and can just MAKE some 

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Shapeshifter who gets horribly grotesque and mutilated when flustered

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35 year old guy i added on steam: Heh, well, I might be on tomorrow. You know how it is, with a kid and all- their schedule is your schedule

12 year old me: Totally get it man

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you ask me why i have a doggy door installed in a window 6 feet off the ground and i put my fingers in my mouth and whistle. “here boy!” the FLAMING SKULL flies through the flap and starts gnawing on your forearm

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ive had this photo from r/stupiddovenests open in a tab for like 3 days because it inspires such hope and joy in me that im afraid to close it in case i never find another source of those emotions as potent as this