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As , the United States, potentially heads into another forever war I can only think of this quote.
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Your job shouldn’t be your first priority,that weird lesbian on tumblr should be.
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gay men are friends of dorothy. lesbians are friends of dan and phil
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"Ok, ma'am that'll be 226.03$."
I take my wallet out of my pocket and unfold it. It is empty other than a single moth that lazily flies out. The moth lands on the tap point of the card reader. There's a beat, and my payment is processed. The moth flies back into my wallet and I put it back in my pocket.
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When I (M29) was a young boy (M7) my father (M35) took me into the city (X167) to see a marching band (M23, M21, M22, F22, M24, M25, F21, M
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I assure you: somebody, somewhere, is on the exact same wavelength as you are.
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you're the only one who understands me mr strobbery
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2015? that wasnt even that long ago. it was only... [doing the math] ohhh. ohhh..... oh dear...
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dan trying to shame us here on tumblr for being weird and horny as if he didn't reblog pictures of men in cages during the peak of his internet career. okay perv
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rise. live. fight. think about women. do not waver
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