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— September 22, 1917 / Franz Kafka diaries

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There’s six guys who live in this flat and all they do all day is play WoW and watch movies. Waking up at 2pm every day and there’s always just someone asleep on the bed near all the multimonitor computer setups. There’s always music playing and it feels like a recovery day every day, padding around blearily in pyjamas or underwear. Old hoodies from defunct school teams. They’ve got this system where they’re selling their excess computing power to companies and hosting all this warez, and they’re stealing the internet from the business next door anyway and getting welfare on top of all that. They’re self sufficient and never go outdoors except to buy more fast food, and even then only in the dark. But then one of them wakes up dead some heavy afternoon. He’s just dead and they don’t know why but maybe the floor covered in fast food wrappings is a clue. They don’t want to tell the cops because of the purgatory den they live in and the illegality that supports it, and as far as they know he never had any actual parents. So it’s trouble. It’s taking a long trip out to the forest and thinking about how stars are so far away for the first time in a long time. It’s sweating in the cold air and digging a hole all night with your brand new shovels to leave him alone in. And it’s a long few days cracking all his passwords to keep his identity and associated payments persisting. Until the rhythm of waking up every day at 2pm to play WoW for nine hours and half watch a movie on your other monitor takes over again. It’s the same as it ever was except now there’s a room no one ever goes in.

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do it scared. do it vaguely uncomfortable. do it mysteriously damp

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There is a slight chance that Raisin likes weaves...😅

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Trick tutorial on training a rat to weave: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bz4EXnFa78

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it’s bazzy’s favorite day of the week!!! SMELLING DAY!!!! he finished a 5 minute, 6 hide search in 3 minutes today!! talented!!!!!

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Aliko Dangote, the richest man in Africa, has been tormented by a Brazilian man named Osvaldo for the last several years.

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A lot of orange 🍊 meows .. sound on 🔊

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did you know? if you do your laundry you can get your clothes back

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frogs calling in to a talk radio show:

"You can't say ribbit anymore. because of croak"

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i hate people who know highways. “i’m heading south on I-65” okay man. i’m moving my rook to c2

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My 11-month male cat lets my foster kittens nurse on him.

(Source)

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IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT SOME OF YOU ARE UNAWARE OF MY SOULMATE

BEHOLD!!!!

THIS IS MOO DENG HER NAME MEANS BOUNCING PORK SHES A BABY PYGMY HIPPO AT A THAI ZOO AND SHE IS THE MOST IMPORTANT

GIVE HER LOVE

(pics courtesy of her trainers. thank you @yellowwwcrayon for introducing her to me)

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Wet Beast Rotation