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I think it would be incredibly emotionally fulfilling to hit someone in the back of the head really hard with a shovel
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cell bio professor closed out today's lecture on free-radical oxidation in mitochondria and programmed cell death by saying "you've probably all seen those commercials for fruit juice that says it's got antioxidants, which are said to prevent this sort of thing from happening, or at least slow it down. well, they don't work. this is an inevitable fact of life— this process that lets us live is also the thing that kills us, and it's why all of us will die someday. there's no escaping that. it's been with us since the dawn of eukaryotic cells; our pact with mitochondria is to the death. anyway, enjoy the rest of your friday, and remember, exam four is next week!"
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>pro AI
>dose music commissions
If you unironically think "pro-AI" and "anti-AI" make sense as coherent political outlooks I'm afraid the things you don't understand could fill a million libraries
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when ur an artist ppl love to be like omg u know whay you should do? [cheap and easy marketable slop]... that would be so popular.. omg or like a [completly different medium] or even [overcrowded niche market] did you think of that? those would sell so well and you could make so many so fast.. you should totally try it!! ....oil ladscapes? dont be silly people want 10$ pet portrait comissions, paint mixing videos, and clay earrings you stupid fucking moron.
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GO TO YOUR FAVORITE SEARCH ENGINE AND TYPE "PUPPIES" AND GO TO THE IMAGES TAB TRUST ME!!!
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the tiktok itself is funny but i’m deeply obsessed with this dog





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It's amazing how much of our knowledge of "animal behaviour" is based on very old studies that just went "we half-starved these animals and put them in a tiny box together and just assumed that whatever they did reflects their natural behaviours and social structures"
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lake wants to kill and gnash and gnash my bones I think
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i’m sick and tired of people pretending that burger isn’t delicious just to clown on americans. america deserves the ridicule, but why’s burger catching strays? burger did nothing wrong
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I know it’s not hard to point out reactionaries hypocrisy when it comes to like safe spaces or hug boxes or whatever but genuinely how much of an echo chamber do you have to exist in for you to think this is a reasonable thing to say
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