pickles-dethklok

[pickles-dethklok]

My fate has been decided, we're leaving this up but this is my goodbye. Thank you all for everything and making me laugh, I'll be here for a few more days just to figure out what I'm gonna make after this but I hope you all have a great day and thanks for being apart of this silly account ❤️

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Guys I love you but I have to REDO a poll since "IDK" was the biggest answer 😭 idk either guys that's why I need help☹️ (no idk for you guys anymore)

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Reposting this cause it's gotten no votes and this is the more important poll guys😭😭

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Hey! Not my normal post but my metalocalypse hyperfixation has pretty much died out (which makes me kinda sad but I do still love the show) BUT this just means a few things. Should I rebrand to a normal account? Should I make a new character based off a current hyperfixation? Should I make an OC account? I'm gonna post two polls and by tomorrow we'll see where i go with this account ❤️ I love you all for being so cool and accepting of this account, metal as fuck y'all and I'll check in tomorrow!!

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If pickles is the mom and Nathan is the dad, does that make murderface an uncle or a brother??

Toki and Skwisgaar are uncles to you lot, Murderface is your grandfather since he tried to adopt Skwisgaar 😒 an I think he's the oldest... Maybe... Don't matter!

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Congrations! Now dats you ams pregerrant, de bar tabs ams going to be much less! And de drinking games will be equal chance of Tokis or Moidaface losing to me or Nat'ans. Uhs, dat ams better than de previous "everyones lose to Pickle" dat would happens.

Allows me to play awesomes guitar solo to baby so dat ams knowing what good music ams early.

Yeah fair enough... Not my fault you all can't keep up with how much I drink! Ive been drinkin as long as I can remember! And... Fine you can play fuckin guitar for the baby (ooc/ IM SO SORRY THIS TOOK SO LONG TO RESPOND TO)

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These are all very true I can confirm Toki ears coffee beans. (Ooc/ might do more of these they made me laugh)

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Been gone for a long time but I'm back! How the hell has everyone been? Mother Pickles has missed you all

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Whos causin allegations now?

I want Pickles...

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Mom, if I bring a case of beer will you workout with me? 🥺

Fuck yeah I will! Gimme that beer and we can do whatever the hell you want

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Heard about your pregnancy? Haven't talked to you boys in awhile. Hope you're doing ok??

It's goin great! Nathan ain't doin shit for me though😒

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I uh... I dunno Toki they just started and now I'm a mom I guess...

@pickles-dethklok why’s everyone callings you mom

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Mama..

Mother Pickles is here

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If you HAD to choose, edibles or joints?

Edibles, easier to be discreet with! Can always have a joint in my mouth y'know?