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hey did you know how big an albatross was because I

VERY

fucking

did not

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help

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the world is running out of glassblowers and yet you want to become a fucking doctor

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PEDRO PASCAL Vanity Fair

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PEDRO PASCAL Vanity Fair

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HAPPY PRIDE

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This picture is absolutely cracking me up because it’s just after they’ve rescued Palpatine from the elevator shaft and you can tell EXACTLY how this went just from the motion blur of it.  THE MOTION BLUR IS SO FUNNY. That those two Jedi assholes swung the CHANCELLOR OF THE REPUBLIC through the first random doorway that opened for them, so that he landed RIGHT ON HIS ASS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HALLWAY, probably still making this exact face:

Just thinking about that makes me absolutely LOSE IT.  LOOK AT IT! LOOK AT THE WAY HIS FEET AREN’T EVEN ON THE GROUND BECAUSE THEY SENT HIM FLYING THROUGH THE DOORWAY. LOOK AT THE WAY HE LITERALLY LANDS ON HIS ASS AND PROBABLY GOT A BRUISED TAILBONE OUT OF IT.  GOD, I HOPE HE HAD TO THROUGH THE REST OF THE PLOT OF REVENGE OF THE SITH WITH A PAINFUL TWINGE EVERY TIME HE SO MUCH AS STOOD UP OR SAT DOWN OR BREATHED WRONG. BUT JUST.  PALPATINE.  ON HIS ASS IN THE MIDDLE OF GRIEVOUS’ SHIP.  ROBES FLYING AROUND HIM, FEET NOWHERE NEAR UNDERNEATH HIM, LEGS AKIMBO AS HE FLAILED THROUGH THE AIR LIKE A DISCARDED FIDGET SPINNER, ALL WHILE THOSE JEDI GET TO USE THE FORCE TO BE COOL AND HAVE AWESOME LOOKING LANDINGS. IT’S SO FUNNY.

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forever grateful i was simply too lazy to let the makeup industrial complex get its hooks in me. I was just like im not doing all of that. in fact. im doing none of that

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joints will see you taking a step & be like "i bet i could improve on this with my Cool New Trick." & theyre wrong

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"mmh did you know that creator you like also posts 🔞 content? did you know that? don't you think that's weird? don't you think we should keep this space-"

no. i don't.

i booked a front row seat to the devil's sacrament and you're blocking the view

just go back to the 1660 new england hole you just crawled out of and eat barley for a week to atone for your sins or whatever

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Pabu isn't as cold as Kamino, where it wasn't bad to take a nap together to share body heat. It's hot on Pabu, but Cross doesn't care: if he knows Tech is relaxed with him, then everything is fine.

Cross has tried to keep Batcher from getting on his bed, but it's nearly impossible. He's given up on being the shared pillow.

Second piece made for the @clone-exchange for @finerafin 🌞

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He’s just got a smoothie

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20 min airport sketch that came to me in a vision

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Y’all I’m so sorry I’ve been MIA for a while, but life has absolutely been kicking my ass (in a good way (most of the time))! Anyway have a little Fox doodle from deep within my soul.

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this is so fucking funny

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He's not just another number. He's the cover story. I had way too much fun with this 😭. Feel free to read each little thing because there's quite a bit of detail to this (hint: barcode) LMAO