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Writing Commissions

I have literally no clue what Writing Commissions consist of. Maybe fanfics, maybe smut, maybe an essay for school, I’m not sure, but I see people do them, and frankly I need money very very badly.

Hello! My name is Dylan, and I write short stories. I have won multiple awards, including a Jack London Honorable Mention, and I have no problem writing upwards of 3k words per commission for *you*! No holds barred! I will write graphic violence, I will write smut, I am not picky, I will not ask questions, I will deliver results, and I will do it well. 

I am currently requesting $10 for every 500 words, which is about 20% cheaper than other commissions I’ve come across. I will deliver, and likely overdeliver, on your request. For requests under 500 words, I will request $1 per word.

IF YOU WOULD LIKE A POEM (yes, I will write you poetry, and yes, it will rhyme) I will request:

1. $15 for a formed poem of four stanzas

2. $20 for a formed poem of five stanzas or longer

3. $1 for a Haiku 

4. $1 for a Roses are Red

I will also write you music, prices must be discussed privately for those, however.

I understand that this is likely a big ask for some of you. I understand that it may be an expense you’re not readily willing to pay. I get it. I have never written on wattpad or any fanfic website, however, I will readily share my precomposed work with you if you require proof of my claims.

I am a very good writer. You will not regret the decision to employ me.

Private message me for details about commissions and I will provide my Venmo information

Thanks for listening

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Magikarp’s hidden talent.

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Woah hey! Welcome!

introduction and stuff i guess

hiya! my name’s river, and i’m brand new to tumblr. i saw the pokeganda train, and i was inspired to hop on by @unovapropaganda and my love for Cofagrigus!

i don’t really know what else to put here so have a gif of the best boyo.

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He deserves to be in

Put Pidgey in Galar Nintendo you cowards

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Reblog this with a GIF of your favorite Starter Pokémon

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when you reach driftveil city (source)

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NO

Which Pokemon are allowed to curse?

Swampert says fuck all of the time, it’s a blessing and a curse ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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@bulbasaur-propaganda

It’s Bulbasaur blooming season

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@gengarpropaganda

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really love imagining a bunch a kids and teens on their pokemon journeys staying the night on the couches and floors in the lobbies of pokemon centers, having long talks about their experiences and feelings sharing funny and scary stories and myths about legendaries and trading items and sharing TMs along with sugary snacks and pokedex chargers all while their pokemon are out of their pokeballs and all bundled up in blankets sleeping soundly next to their trainers while they stare up at the stars shining through the glass ceiling over their heads

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fwoosh

Deploy the boy!

reblog a gif of your character being deployed and pass it on

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Hello!

My name's Dyl and I've just started this blog by the recommendation of @stufful-propaganda, who turned me onto this entire community. Obviously, this blog is in honor of my one true favorite and bestest boy, Pidgey, the *real* star of the Kanto region. It was also suggested to me, again by Stufful, that I tell the story of why precisely Pidgey is my favorite pokémon

I'm young. I just got the ability to vote in the US last September. And when I was a kid, in third grade, it was the OG 151. Fire Red and Leaf Green were incredibly popular in my school, and Johto's lineup had yet to reach our minds and ears. For my seventh birthday, my family gifted me my very first video game, Pokémon Fire Red for the GBA, and I chose Bulbasaur as my starter. I liked the cut of his gib. He was wonderfully round and I liked his smile.

Now, for those of you who got interested in Pokémon closer to the introduction of Gen 4 and Sinnoh, there was this thing we had to do before wireless connection was an option. Ot was called a Link Cable, and it was WAAAAAAY too complicated for third graders, and only the rich kids had them. One such kid, let's call him Leon, cause that's his name and he's a SCOUNDREL, told me that trading and battling was available through the link cable.

This blew my adolescent mind. I had no idea. And he had asked for a favor. If he could borrow my Bulbasaur for the first gym (which, as you may recall, was Brock) since he chose Charmander. He promised to give me back my Bulbasaur when he was done.

I agreed. To be *kind*. And he beat the gym. And you know what he did next? He turned away from me in the bus seat and cried when I tried to get my Bulbasaur back, and his mom called my mom and said I was bullying Leon.

Unacceptable.

But I lost my very first starter, and I had only caught one other pokemon at the time.

I'll give you one guess as to the pokemon it was.

So I trained that eyebrow bird. I trained that beautiful feathered companion HARD. I grinded. Of course, I caught other pokemon along the way, but none were as important to me as my Pidgey. Nothing could come close.

I beat every gym with that Pidgey at the front of my team. I didn't even have time to learn the names of the elite 4 before my glorious graceful bird lord destroyed them, heart and cinder.

But there was one more challenge to overcome.

Leon didn't want to give up his link cable if it meant achieving justice through peaceful means. He didn't want to return my beloved Bulbasaur. But he was keen on utilizing its abilities to pit his Charizard and his Venasaur against my Pidgey. My wonderful, miraculous little bird.

And you know what?

They were no match.

My Pidgeot CONSUMED THE SOULS of Leon's ENTIRE team. He beat everything Leon could throw. He defeated MY starter pokemon.

But Bulbasaur wasn't my starter. Not really.

My true starter was Pidgey. Pidgey stuck by me, and always has. In Kanto, in Johto, in Kalos and even in Alola. He's been by my side.

That is why Pidgey is my favorite pokemon.

As I wrap everything up, I also wanted to say hi to @pidgey-propaganda and apologize if I'm stepping on any toes, as well as @rowlet--propaganda and @charjabug-propoganda because both Rowlet and Charjabug are VERY good boys and these two are correct to love them.

Alright! I hope to see y'all around!