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Where’s the fucking post of the guy with the huge chain whipping the swat team
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stop drawing for others. don't draw for yourself either. play video games
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Lofi Cali Girl
I painted this in 2020 when the California sky turned red from wildfire and smoke choked the air for months. Right now there's a small local wildfire near where I live and the air is unbreathable again 😭my throat is all raspy and my eyes sting
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they brought back hypnokink sprite and it's chastity belt enabled now
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how come the social norm for a hug is like. 3 seconds long. I'd totally be down for a 30 minute hug
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You know, that Mythbusters post legitimately changed my life. Before seeing it, I had exponentially more guilt and stress about not being able to sleep, which of course, further exacerbated my inability to sleep.
Now, every time I wake up about three am, knowing I have to get up at 6.45, instead of stressing and panicking about how my day is going to be sleep deprived and miserable, I just tell myself 'Time to activate Mythbusters Protocol' and lie there with my eyes closed safe in the knowledge that I am measurably reducing later feelings of exhaustion.
And when this happens, about 70% of the time the reduction of guilt and stress means I actually do fall back asleep, so all in all instead of getting only three or four hours sleep, I get five to six and a half.
Which y'know, major improvement in health and energy.
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me: lmaoo my mom really thinks a few salty crackers and ginger ale will cure my nausea
me 2 minutes after ginger ale and crackers, no longer nauseous:
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Mr. President, a second totally legitimate serious death threat has hit the photomatt
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I’m now having to block a bunch of people on that post about people with periods who are saying “uhm they’re called women”
Guys last time I checked women are people. If you don’t think women are people I don’t think this blog is for you.
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Reddits mods are pissed that the CEO is getting paid 190m a year while they cull CSA and hate speech for free. Instagrams AI is mistakenly banning users for spam when they comment on friends pictures. Twitter is a hate filled bot farm run by an egomaniac. Facebook is a boomer graveyard filled with AI conspiracy theories radicalizing granola moms and your grandad. Tumblrs CEO is breaking data privacy laws on a targeted harassment campaign. Tiktok is making sexism woke and trendy again. 2024 is the year social media sites implode and take us all out with them.
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Mcfucking EXCUSE ME
|| edit: Please reblog THIS version of this post if you can as it contains extremely helpful context and clarification of the specific charges given by user @crazy-pages ||
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the little known oppressed minority of "white guys who wrote some useful open source software two decades ago and successfully turned it into a profitable business who are now bitter and sad and too rich" is once again getting hit real hard today one like = 1 prayer
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