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my husband has this image saved for whenever i grow distant
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*meeeting a friend for coffee* friend: how's work been?
me: oh you know *mimes putting a gun in my mouth but i moan a little and start sucking the barrel and pushing it deeper
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using google keyboard alchemy to create the most miserable emojis possible
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Rolf Winkler (1884–1942) - “Laughing Jester Skull”
vignette from ‘Der Orchideengarten’ Vol.1 #3, 1918
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Do you ever start bullshitting a paper, and then look over it halfway through and think, ’…Wait a minute, I could be onto something here.’
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