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how i look at my phone's screen reading angst near someone and having to hold back tears

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FORGET ABOUT SMUT. PLEASE I AM TIRED OF IT. I NEED ANGST. I NEED GUT WRENCHING EMOTIONAL TURMOIL THAT MAKES ME SICK TO MY STOMACH. I NEED TO BAWL JUST FROM THINKING ABOUT IT.

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I keep thinking abt this comment and giggling

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twin peaks text posts

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I need him biblically hes soooo

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twin peaks text posts pt. 2

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Having a bad day, read x reader! Having a good one, read x reader! Bored, read x reader!

All in all, live, laugh, love x reader!

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just got home from this movie and can confirm. they were so fine 😭

AT THE SAME DAMN TIME YOUR HONOUR🗣️

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two wonderful things i saw online today

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I've realized recently that every time I'm asked for socials my response is sorta "oh i don't have twitter" "I'm not on Instagram much" "i uninstalled TikTok a few months ago" and this has led people into believing I'm just someone who doesn't do social media but in reality you can find me in here lets get it on cunts monday through shawty like a melody sunday, 9am to 12am, posting blorbo.

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dating mal oretsev headcanons

request: dating mal headcanons!! 🤍/  hiii! i saw you said you write for mal so could you do dating him headcanons? i absolutely love your writing <33 thank you in advance! / i love your headcanons so much, would you do a dating mal one please 🥺👉👈 i love that boy

a/n: thank yall for letting me write about the cutest boy in the world, get u someone like mal oretsev!! anyways enjoy loves 

warnings: cursing, mentions scars, mention of alcohol 

mal is a total sweetheart

the definition of a gentlemen

with a little bit of teasing best friend mixed in there

he’d open the door to every room for you

and then trip you as you walked through

the two of you had a never ending prank war going on

“mal oretsev get your ass in here! you have crossed a line!”

you both loved fairy tales as kids

and all of the stories of saints and powerful grisha

so mal loved taking you on library dates

the two of you would pick a book

and find a secluded corner of the library

you’d sit between his legs

your back pressed to his chest

as he read to you about dragons and miracles

he looks at you like you personally created the universe 

he has the softest looks 

you’ll catch him staring at you as you do the world’s most mundane task 

and he’ll just shake his head in disbelief at your beauty

his bedroom eyes!!!!! they’re just so soft and precious 

obsessed with you hair for some reason??

will take it in his fingers and twist until you have knots to untangle 

he takes you camping as often as you agree to go 

he’d teach you the basics of tracking 

talking you ear off 

but he looks so happy and excited that you let him go on 

only half listening 

“okay so you see that bush over there it- sweetheart you’re starting at my lips again”

when you’re camping he’ll set up the tent for you 

and make a fire for smores 

and you’d teach him about all the constellations 

the best moments with mal are the silent ones 

it’s easy to be quiet with mal 

the unspoken words are louder than anything the two of you can say 

eventually though he’d ruin the peaceful silence 

“i bet i could beat you in an arm wrestling match”

yall’s love is totally unconditional

best friends to lovers at it’s finest 

dating mal is like being transported to the most beautiful parts of childhood 

he traces your scars when he’s not paying attention 

running his finger over the bumps on your arm 

he knows the story of each of them 

you’d told him all of them when he’d asked 

“honey, there is no way you’ve run into a rose bush that many times” / “i’m clumsy okay?!”

he introduces you to all of his friends 

he’d already told you so much about them that you feel like you already know them 

“hey everyone this is the love of my life. ”

you punch him softly in the arm for that one, embarrassed 

but blushed like a maniac anyways

he always brings you your favorite flowers 

leaving them in vases around your house 

“you smell like flowers anyways so it’s only appropriate”

the two of you drinking kvas together 

mal setting up candles all across the room to be ‘romantic’

giggling into each others lips in the darkness 

mal getting serious all of a sudden 

he’d grab you face

running his thumb over your cheek 

“i’m yours. i will always be yours” 

he’d whisper sweet nothings to you 

the both of you falling back into the couch in fits of laugher 

mal would do anything for you

if you were ever in danger 

the mal you knew 

the one that kissed you like he was scared of breaking you

would disappear 

and he would be someone ready to burn the world down for your safety 

he draws stars on your wrist 

and doodles on your thigh 

“you’re my north star sweetheart.”

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Shout out to all the Black ppl that can no longer participate directly in the fandom they love because of the stresses of racism 👍🏾 you contain multitudes of value and I'm sorry that the color of your skin and the power of your voice makes people not want to acknowledge that.

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How do we feel about crops? Any crop enjoyers here?

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writers PLEASE. i need those tyler harrison fanfics NEEOOOOOWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!