piers-wifey
Dead inside but still able to cheer others up
Ace/Bi, 20+. I post 18+ stuff! Chaotic gremlin, skelly fan and married to an angry muffin called Piers. All pronouns.
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oh, I love it and hate it at the same time
you & I drink the poison from the same vine
oh, I love it and hate it at the same time
hidin' all of our sins from the daylight
โ David Kushner, from Daylight
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I cant live like this i need to befriend somebodys grandma
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#Literally me#I wish he was real so I could marry that bastard and be insane with him#obito uchiha#obito#incorrect tweets#naruto
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112 years ago today, RMS Titanic departed Southampton, England to begin her maiden - and only voyage. This iconic moment has been recreated time and time again in films, TV shows, musicals, paintings, video games, and elsewhere. In memory of those aboard and those yet to board in Cherbourg and Queenstown, we submit this animation to join the collection.
To borrow words from one of the great departure recreations:
โFarewell, farewell. Godspeed, Titanic.โ
Be sure to join us this Sunday for our 112th Anniversary Livestream featuring our first ever Real-Time Sinking IN-PERSON/online live event only on YouTube (@TitanicHG) starting at 9pm EDT.
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fucking love when I'm on a call with someone and they start to do a little errand or go somewhere else and they say "and you're coming with me" like. absolutely I am let's go on an adventure I've been spirited away
#It's even funnier when you're on a call with your broski while he's running from the cops#In spirit I was running with ya my brother#And before anyone asks: Yes he did escape
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#Spite and pettiness are two of the things that keep me on this damn ball of dirt#I refuse to die before those bastards that are unfortunately my older brothers#Imma spit and dance on their graves when they finally bite it
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I just broke my eyes trying to read that
Denglisch-Pfosten auf Trinkglas Punkt Com aber the englische Wรถrter sind those die you am wenigsten expectest. Wiederblogge wenn du agreest.
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#Definitely not too old to buy a shit ton of statues and merch of my psychotic nihilistic warlord of a husband#But definitely too late to stop spending my money on that bastard (affectionate) and seek the help that I obviously need lol#The name's queuebert
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Me: I'm not obsessed with a fictional man!
Also me:
Might as well build him a shrine
#He be taking my money like I'm his sugar daddy yo#Look I have issues and the edgy warlord is the solution to all of 'em#Obito my beloved <3#Obito Uchiha
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That moment when your little brother challenges you to a drinking battle and loses hopelessly.
I prolly have to drag or carry him home. Literally, lol. The joys of being the older sibling.
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My new year's resolutions for 2024:
Almost bomb your brother โ
Drink more with your broskies
Be more annoying and chaotic
Exercise more
Finally be happy
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Christmas Milkers
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