pies-piper

[pies-piper]

Oh no big deal just thinking of how criminal minds completely shifted the course of my life it’s nothing it’s fine

[pies-piper]

klapollo week day 1 - confessions

a love song in disguise

[pies-piper]

yeah i'll leave this here too

[pies-piper]

That beautiful little cat smile :)

Your daily dose of cat memes

[pies-piper]

Watching the new criminal minds and they flipped the ends of Prentiss’ hair. But they didn’t flip a chunk of hair in the back. So there’s just a random chunk of straight hair when the rest of it was flipped and styled.

That is all.

[pies-piper]

Hotch and Jack in the grocery store.

Jack, with his knees drawn up to his chest, resting his head on them and just enjoying being pushed around in the cart. A random man walks by– Jack with his voice half-raised to a whisper, “dad.”

Hotch scowling at the grocery list and trying to decide if he should get apple juice, fruit punch, orange juice, or maybe the grape cranberry. 

“Dad!”

Hotch grunts and turns his attention to his son, obviously annoyed. Jack’s a teenager, he kind of thought the days of being bothered to death for a toy were over. 

Jack, shifting around so he’s closer to his father and his voice dropped to a whisper, “do you think that guy over there–” Jack nods his head, subtly, in the direction of the man in question. “I mean, does he, does he look like a family annihilator or…?”

Hotch sighs. He knew he shouldn’t have let Jack into his old criminal psychology textbooks. But this is also 100% his doing so the blame really falls on his shoulder’s. “Jack,” admonishes but then again… 

Jack settles back into the cart and Hotch steps forward and decides on the grape cranberry and with a second thought grabs the apple juice too. As he’s bending over to grab the apple juice he catches the man’s eyes and Hotch schools his features. Uncomfortable with the chill hat runs down his spine.

As they’re walking away, Hotch’s eyes on the list, he mumbles, “he did.”

Jack smirks to himself and pulls his knees back to his chest. “Knew it,” he mumbles back. 

[pies-piper]

I found this funny incorrect Criminal Minds quote and i had to draw it. ( And i really love funny coming out stories. They remind my of my coming out.)

If you think it funny, feel free to reblog :)

[pies-piper]

Did I scream when the dude I clown makeup touched the car window? Yes, yes I did.

And not a single person told me that there was a creepy clown episode in season 13 of criminal minds? NOT A SINGLE PERSON-

[pies-piper]

Reid introducing himself as Spencer to little kids he’s helping is giving me life.

[pies-piper]

And not a single person told me that there was a creepy clown episode in season 13 of criminal minds? NOT A SINGLE PERSON-

[pies-piper]

Linda Barnes is annoying me, please tell me she dies.

[pies-piper]

That certainly is an answer. Okay, you get half a bagel.

@pyrotechnics84

I’m willing to bet no one can guess both of my favorite Criminal Minds characters.

I’d bet a toasted peanut butter and jam bagel (mmm) that no one could guess both.

[pies-piper]

Okay no one is getting a toasted peanut butter and jam bagel because I’m hungry and I had a heck of a headache all day long so

[pies-piper]

I’m willing to bet no one can guess both of my favorite Criminal Minds characters.

I’d bet a toasted peanut butter and jam bagel (mmm) that no one could guess both.

[pies-piper]

oh i remember seeing this in NCIS. And then Torres shattered the whole wall of lava lamps.

What’s encrypting your internet surfing? An algorithm created by a supercomputer? Well, if the site you’re visiting is encrypted by the cyber security firm Cloudflare, your activity may be protected by a wall of lava lamps.

Cloudflare covers websites for Uber, OKCupid, & FitBit, for instance. The wall of  lamps in the San Francisco headquarters generates a random code. Over 100  lamps, in a variety of colors, and their patterns deter hackers from accessing data.  

As the lava lamps bubble and swirl, a video camera on the ceiling monitors their unpredictable changes and connects the footage to a computer, which converts the randomness into a virtually unhackable code.

Codes created by machines have relatively predictable patterns, so it’s possible for hackers to guess their algorithms, posing a security risk. Lava lamps, add to the equation the sheer randomness of the physical world, making it nearly impossible for hackers to break through.

You might think that this would be kept secret, but it’s not. Simply go in and ask to see the lava lamp display. By allowing people to affect the video footage, human movement, static, and changes in lighting from the windows work together to make the random code even harder to predict.

So, by standing in front of the display, you add an additional variable to the code, making it even harder to hack. Isn’t that interesting? 

via atlasobscura.com

[pies-piper]

random JJ headcanons

1. JJ goes to court whenever one of the kids or women they save has to testify. She comforts them beforehand, sits right in front so they can see her, and then buys them dinner afterwards.

2. She says she knows some high school spanish, but after a couple years on the job, she starts learning more again. She gets Emily to teach her. She wants to be able to comfort families better.

3. She adds everyone she helps on facebook so she can keep track of them and she sends the birthday messages every year and congratulates them on milestones and victories.

4. She goes to the women’s march every year. She protests the Pro-Life March in DC. She donates to a bunch of charities that help homeless people.

5. If she hears about a planned parenthood having a particularly hard time, she’ll go to it and wear her badge and gun and stand by the door and help women walk through the crowd. She doesn’t justify herself by saying she has children. She just helps the women who want to enter the planned parenthood.

6. She organizes an FBI It Gets Better video (even if she’s straight in canon boo).

7. She’s the one that agents call if they need to call out a superior for being homophobic or racist. She’ll absolutely use her Pretty White Girl Privilege to support her coworkers.

8. She purposefully finds diverse mom groups and play groups for her sons because she knows that they’re upper middle class white boys. She also makes Will watch and read a bunch of stuff because he’s a good guy, but he has some misconceptions and she is not! here! for! it! She reads/watches them all with him because she needs to learn, too.

9. She’s not religious at all and when unsubs or shitty civilians or cops turn to her to support their beliefs, she’s like “what’s the bible?” and refuses to engage.

10. She joked about not actually believing in psychics, but she totally fucking does. She has an astrology app and whenever someone in the team does something annoying she says “that’s so [whatever] sun [whatever] moon of you”. Whenever Emily does something Chaotic or Gay or Chaotic Gay, JJ just says “you’re such a fucking Libra” and Emily has no idea what that means.

Bonus: JJ is married, but she 100% makes out with Pen/Emily/Tara whenever she’s drunk and Will has just learned to accept it. He draws the line at sex, but JJ is working on it.

[pies-piper]

i’ve seen a lot of Jack Hotchner the grown up lawyer, but have we ever considered Jack Hotchner the graphic novelist? 

He starts copying Marvel and DC comics, like fanfictions of them, and then one day his art teacher introduces him to artliners. He gets super, duper, into it and really works on his art style while ranges from kind of realistic to these really thick, stylized, dark lines. 

Hotch not knowing what to buy Jack for his birthday so he buys an art subscription box and suddenly every week Hotch finds a new comic spread, sometimes it’s superheroes, sometimes it’s what Jack remembers of the Team. 

And then there’s Jack’s favourite ever sketchbook that’s turned into a graphic novel called “Mom look out for Jack anyway (and Dad too)” where Jack draws all the things Haley missed so she can see them (just on the off chance she was looking out for someone else). It’s thicc cause he just started to add loose leafs of paper when he ran out of pages.