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need me a boy who looks like jordan riki

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JORDAN RIKI

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Desperately want to see the Wattpad activity stats during AO3 outages

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Pat Carrigan's first NRL try - for @khawajy <3

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writing fanfiction is just. i’m being so creative and original. i’m plagiarizing everyone by accident. i’m a genius. i’m cringe. i’m too angsty. i’m too cheesy. this is not in character. it doesn’t matter that it’s not in character because these are my characters now. i love my hobby. this is the worst possible use of my time. i’m seeking validation. i’m projecting my own personal problems onto this story and i’m barely hiding it. i know so many words and i’m using all of them wrong. im on tumblr posting about it instead of writing it.

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"How old is your kid?"

Feyre, looking at Cassian: 6,460 months

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Penelope Featherington: Colin doesn’t have a life plan. He doesn’t have a day plan. I once found a note that he wrote to himself that said, ‘Put on pants.'

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Colin: Look me in the eyes and tell me you don’t have feelings for Kate.

Anthony: [looking lovingly at Kate across the room] I don’t have feelings for Kate.

Colin: Anthony, you are nowhere near my eyes.

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Benedict: You deserve an award for putting up with me.

Sophie: You're my award.

Anthony: You deserve an award for putting up with me.

Kate: Hell yeah, I do.

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Incorrect Bridgerton Quotes

Kate: Be honest with me. It’s a prank, right? The English tea? Like when tourist folks aren’t around, y’all know it tastes like garbage? You don’t love it. It's pigeon sweat.

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Todoroki: The sky is so beautiful.

Bakugou: You know what else is beautiful?

Todoroki & Bakugou in unison: Deku.

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Bakugou: Fuck you, Deku!

Midoriya: Fuck you, Kacchan!

Bakugou: No, fuck YOU, Deku!

Midoriya: Fuck YOU!!

Bakugou: FUCK YOU DEKU!

Midoriya: No, Kacchan. Fuck you.

Kaminari: What.

Kirishima: Shhhhh. Don't interrupt. They're flirting.

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Bakugou: See, Todoroki has a resting bitch face. But I have a resting "I want you all to die" face.

Bakugou: There's a subtle difference.

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Bakugou Katsuki : [looking at phone in serious manner]

Midoriya Izuku : Hey, Kacchan/

Bakugou Katsuki : [still looking at phone] Please, Izuku, I'll be with you in five minutes. Very sensitive business, sorry.

Midoriya Izuku : ...A-Are you on some kind of d-drug, Kacchan?

Kirishima Eijirou : [sighing] I introduced him to Tinder. He's been judging people's profile pictures for three hours. I'm not even sure he's aware that's a dating app.

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deku: how do you describe a relationship that’s really complicated?

uraraka: ...a love / hate relationship?

deku: that’s what i thought too

deku, turning around: tell her what you said

bakugou:

bakugou: fuck you / fuck me.

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Erza: Yes, I swing both ways.

Erza: Violently.

Erza: With a sword.

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Lyon: I'm just gonna start killing people I don't find funny.

Gray: National Suicide Prevention Lifeline is 1-800-273-8255.

Lyon: Shut the fuck up.