they/he. blog contains nsfw themes. Special interests: Legend of Zelda, Pokemon, DnD. Current hyperfixation: Dave the Diver.
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
Text
i had a fever dream about hrt gummies
[tip me im broke lol]
137K notes
·
View notes
Text

My sleep paralysis demon is hotter than yours
8K notes
·
View notes
Video
some underappreciated vines i haven’t seen in any vine compilation yet i that found way deep in my vines tag
316K notes
·
View notes
Text
so im being horny and wayching porn and i burst out laughing because the top came and he literally sounds like someone chopped off his finger or some shit it's so fucking extra and i wish i could post it but i can't but its so fucking funny
59K notes
·
View notes
Text
it's pride month and my birthday was on Sunday and I'm desperate and scared. anyways I'm in the negs and my bills are behind. After my pay cut I've been in a loop of late fees and I legit worry about being evicted. I know everyone on this site is broke but I figured I'd just post this and then queue it a million times. Any help would be appreciated. Pls donut
47 notes
·
View notes
Text

Stigmatopora argus, Spotted Pipefish. St Leonard's Jetty, Port Phillip, Victoria.
446 notes
·
View notes
Text
I love seasonal fruits they're like girl we're back lol
277K notes
·
View notes
Text
you cannot talk about the homophobic murder of jonathan joss without including in the conversation that he is indigenous.
american indian men are at the 2nd highest risk of death by murder compared to all other ethnic groups. in their lifetimes, 82% of native men report having experienced domestic violence. yet the overwhelming majority of perpetrators are non-natives (88% of native men and 92% of native women who reported violence said their attacker was non-native). what’s more, tribal governments are often stymied in their attempts to bring justice against non-natives, meaning that many of these cases go unresolved.
this was an intersectional attack. the fact that he is indigenous matters, even if the motivation was homophobic, because it made him even more vulnerable and disposable in the eyes of his killer.
as always, look into MMIWP to learn more, and speak up for us. miigwetch, take care
#god. reading the Facebook page it's even more horrible than imagined#like if it happened in a novel you'd be like that's too much. it's breaking my immersion that's over the top horrific#how utterly fucking horrific
43K notes
·
View notes
Text
Ew i opened my heart and something crawled inside
2K notes
·
View notes
Photo
@staff our identities aren’t nsfw and we will not stand for them to be treated as such
34K notes
·
View notes
Note
It’s been so long since I’ve felt affection I’ve legit stopped having romantic crushes or fantasies.
you may now join the knights templar
44K notes
·
View notes
Text
so every night my cat Astro has a little ritual where he will 'tuck' my wife and I into bed.
this usually happens around 11pm on the dot, where he will start to meow at us and demand pets. My wife will usually go to bed first, led by Astro, where he will let her pet him, but he won't be happy until I get into bed too (I sometimes stay up later). This makes mr. Astro boy not so happy, and my wife says he'll look at the bed with just her for a few minutes before running off to fetch me
He will. Not. Stop. Meowing. Until I shut off the computer and go to the bedroom with him. This is a nightly thing. This little boy will not let me stay up! I have to go 'one second!' as I'm shutting things down before going to my bed and laying down. He will then proceed to nuzzle us and give us both cuddle time for ten minutes before fucking off
My cat has figured out a way to get me to go to bed on time. I love this for him
This is said boy

10K notes
·
View notes