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Been working out the details of the show with Titmouse since the pandemic. Now we get to announce we're gonna try to make a pilot! Surprise!

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One of the coolest things to remember is that because prey animals have eyes on the side of their head, they are looking at you when they're in profile, not facing you! Hot tip for artists and animal lovers!

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I've noticed more and more in public bathrooms that people skip the handwash and just take a squirt of hand sanitizer from wall dispensers on the way out. hand sanitizer is NOT effective against most things that come out of your ass. i cannot stress this enough. i'm begging y'all. please. please please please please please use the soap.

i'm out here immunosupressed fighting for my life to not get naturally selected while people around me touch a public toilet handles and walk back to their tables to immediately eat a burger

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for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

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severance is so scary i hope jobs arent real

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the last couple of days I've been noticing way more buds than usual on the branches of trees and bushes. I think something big is about to happen

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Mark Laver, "I'm gonna shine out in the wild silence" / "Everything looks beautiful, when you're young and pretty" / "I may never be unhappy again"

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They should have an oarfish emoji that’s four times as long as any other emoji

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In preparation for the Ides of March, please take one (1) knife.

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the idea of consuming two conflicting things that promise to do the opposite of each other has always been hilarious to me. there’s a liquid shot-based sleep aid called 6 hour sleep and as soon as I saw it i immediately imagined mixing it and a 5 hour energy together for a 1 hour nap

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I know only three states of being: godless hubris, righteous fury, and hapless melancholia

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officially-cool youtuber Tech Tangents was working on an old Tandy machine and discovered the most hilarious quit menu in all of software, buried in an obscure astrology program for DOS:

THE "MAYBE QUIT" OPTION!

For too long, computer programs have been asking if we're sure we want to quit, and only giving us a binary yes/no option. Finally we can leave whether we quit or not up to fate.

And yeah. When he tried it out, it failed to quit a few times and then quit. It seems it just flips a coin when you select it and either quits/does nothing based on it.

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By the side of the river at the Dolmelynllyn Estate, Eryri/South Snowdonia. Watercolour.