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my family wasn't this strict, but in some sects of buddhism you're not allowed to eat the "five pungent vegetables", onions garlic shallots leeks and umm chives i think, really any of those kind of vegetables. probably some monk ages ago was tired of onion farts stinking up the temple. anyways, one time my brother made a soup using all five of them. he said, "one sip of this, and you'll be reincarnated as a flea."

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WAH!

what the hell?! Dont scare me like that! >:(

hiii kitty cat fursonas i have a treat for u:

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:O

I need this or im going to explode

the extremely unrealistic transition goal of wanting to have a big fluffy tail

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tested positive for wanting to be drowned in kisses and affection

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Beware the scary grabber

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go ahead atheists... would you hit him out of the park for a million dollars?

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HINT: you can move my white ass using the arrow keys.

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day one out the alembic already hustling. homunculus net worth = 1coin

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many people are saying this

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reblog to give prev a notification

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sneefs you snorfully

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Listen.

EVERYBODY knows (or should) that you DO. NOT. STOP. in Vidor, Texas. 

It’s best to just run out of gas elsewhere. Whatever you do, black folks, DO NOT STOP IN VIDOR, TEXAS. 

There’s a good chance you’ll get lynched or just come up missing - and I’m not joking.

also do NOT stop in Harrison, Arkansas!!!! (relatively close to OK and MI) a nazi town with a BIG KKK organization.

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I truly hate the word "unalive." There are so many other euphemisms that fictional Italian mobsters worked so hard to provide you with and you just ignore them.