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To anyone who sees this, I wish you warm fuzzy blankets and your preferred choice of milk or tea. Now go sleep sleep!!

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sometimes writing isn’t about talent. sometimes it’s about sitting in your chair and suffering for 45 minutes until a single sentence crawls out of your skull

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The Victorian Era was shite compared to now obsiously but also titty piercings were popular everyone was on heroin and they thought bad sex made your kids ugly so the zeitgeist must have been wild

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perhaps the most haunting frame this show has ever produced

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when you're telling a funny work story and the person with a professional job where they get treated with basic dignity says "wow is that not an HR violation where you work?"

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Literally cannot emphasize enough that my #1 writing advice is to stop being afraid. Stop being afraid of sounding too cringe, or too stupid, or too horrifying, or too horny, or too weird, or too much, or too little, or too you. You need to put your entire pussy into your art. Sure, it won't be to everyone's tastes, but if you keep yourself to the blandest tamest safest roads possible you will be of no one's tastes, not even yours.

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oh god sudden thought

so as per various DC social media concepts Clark has a Superman twitter where he posts left-leaning but fairly safe & tame stuff e.g. happy pride from Superman. Clark Kent also has his own twitter account where he posts his actual opinion.

what happens if uh. what happens if he forgets which account he's logged into.

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highly recommend keeping a small portrait of a historical figure who met a grisly end on your work desk. for perspective.

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untraceable cyberbucks

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working on early horses, i wanted to do a quick sketch to show how small Eohippus was compared to an extant horse (this one is about 150cm tall). as you can see, it wasn't big at all. a perfect little lap horse :)

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“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

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Fortune Teller reading my palm: It just says “yikes.”

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Disney’s LADY AND THE TRAMP hit theaters across the U.S. 70 years ago today. #OnThisDay

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𝐋𝐚𝐝𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐓𝐫𝐚𝐦𝐩 𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘺 𝘴𝘬𝘦𝘵𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘴 𝘣𝘺 𝘑𝘰𝘦 𝘙𝘪𝘯𝘢𝘭𝘥𝘪 𝘵𝘰 𝘤𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘣𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘪𝘭𝘮'𝘴 70𝘵𝘩 𝘢𝘯𝘯𝘪𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘢𝘳𝘺