roach/alex • 26 • it/he • some sort of a guy
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This is one of my fsvorite pictures and all day at work I was tossing pizza dough and muttering to myself man you bugly af DIE BUG DIE and imagining the bug and smiling
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imagine a goat with a hat
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what hat did you give the goat what is the instinctual hat you gave to this goat
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It's like Dostoevsky said your worst problem is you fucked up
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The Onion continues to never miss
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Grabs you by the hips real sexy and pulls you into the paper shredder with me
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look at his perverse and unnatural undulations. not something meant to be put on this earth. you already know how i feel.
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daily affirmations
i am the unkillable faggot
i can exist in grocery stores
i have the shittiest music taste in any room
i have a gun
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The mere concept of a resident evil male nude mod is so funny to me. Boy put that boaner away lest a sloppy little critter grabs hold of it
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explodes into a cloud of viscera and you turn away for a moment but when you look back I’m sadly sighing and walking away with my hands in my pockets leaving a trail of blood and goop behind me
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fun facg if you all cashaop me 500 bucks i can literally help you reach salvation and bring you to the light
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