piggycyberwarrior

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sorry for the mass reblog just now- i live for incorrect quotes

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Shinsou: You're pathetic!

Y/n: You're pathetic-er!

Aizawa visibly annoyed: You're both losers.

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Y/n, standing on a chair, yelling: Who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?

Aizawa: You’re a hazard to society

Shinsou: And a coward. DO TWENTY!

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*Y/n and Shinsou sitting in jail together*

Shinsou: So who should we call?

Y/n: I’d call Aizawa, but I feel safer in jail

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Aizawa, driving Y/n and Shinsou: So how was your day?

Y/n: We almost got surprise adopted!

Aizawa: What?

Shinsou: We almost got kidnapped.

Aizawa: Oh, okay.

Aizawa, *slams on the breaks*: WAIT WHAT?!

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*Family gambling night*

Shinsou, setting down a card: Ace of spades

Eri, pulling out an Uno card: +4

Y/n, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you!!

Aizawa, trembling: What are we playing?

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Aizawa: You have to apologize to Y/n

Bakugou: Fine.

Bakugou: 'Unfuck you' or whatever.

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Shoto in a high voice, holding barbie: hey ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!

Y/n, in a deep voice, holding ken: nonsense, barbie. you're staying home and having my kids

Bakugou: what the fuck are you guys doing?

Y/n: playing systemic oppression

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Deku, visibly concerned: You know those things will kill you, right?

Aizawa, pouring another glass of whiskey: That's the point.

Shinsou, smoking a cigarette: We're trying to speed up the process.

Y/n *Nods while eating raw cookie dough*

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Y/n, struggling to keep upright in their 1 inch heels: Yeah, I-I don't really think heels are for me

Hawks, pointing at them and walking flawlessly in sparkly golden 6 inch heels: WEAK.

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Y/n and Shinsou: So what's for dinner?

Aizawa, staring at the food he just burnt: Regret.

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All Might: How many kids do you have?

Aizawa: Biologically, emotionally, or legally?

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Y/n: Hawks..

Hawks: Oh no, 'Hawks' in B flat.

Hawks: You're disappointed.

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Y/n, extremely wasted at the bar: Can you keep a secret?

Dabi: Do you know anything about my life?

Y/n: No I do not. Good point.

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Y/n, panicking: WHAT'S YOUR TYPE /n

Shinsou: Anything, honestly, but nerds especially

Y/n, desperately, as Shinsou bleeds out: YOUR BLOOD TYPE

Shinsou: Oh! B positive.

Y/n: DONT TRY TO CHEER ME UP JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE, BITCH

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*Tokoyami saying some deep shit*

Y/n:

Tokoyami: Don't ask me what I'm talking about. I don't know, okay? I'm just the vessel. The message has been gifted. I've moved on.

Y/n:

Y/n: oookay

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Aizawa, rushing: Sorry it took me so long to bail you out of jail

Y/n and Shinsou: No it's our fault, We shouldn't've used our one phone call to prank call the police

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