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Rose, sitting in a closet reading: I spent 13 years in this closet, another won't hurt.
Dave: You're Harry Potter?
Rose: No Dave, I'm a lesbian.
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the idea that your friends won't like you if you're too weird is wrong for example one time I told a friend whenever I was losing my mind I laid down on the floor under my desk and stared at it until I was better and next time she visited me she taped a bag of salami snacks to the underside of my desk with a message saying "going insane all by yourself, handsome?" which I only saw months later when I had a breakdown. that's friendship.
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me personally im undetectable im a speck im a molecule
i want to study you under a microscope.
youd need something more powerful
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Boss. Your mission objective is *snicker* your mission objective is to complete this virtual maze to prepare for *chuckle* prepare for the upcoming missions.
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Some helpful tips for newcomers from Twitter:
Truch your eglevigater so people don't think you're a voke
The main way of planding wardic on Tumblr is merming, so always largan your spithers
You can shooth your resils and lentries to "quotte"
Nobody wants to get darrupted, so sten your correns offly
NEVER GREEB; it's bad hootrum
Remember: we're all in this together
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is it fucking weird to anyone else to think that deer are like, everywhere
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THE DAVEKAT COMIC IS OUT NOW !!!!! cw // abuse mentioned click on each image to see each of them better ! this was actually a uni project so i had to make it stand on its own without having to read the source material, thats why i over explain some concepts LOL
i hope u guys enjoy it !!!
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