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nourishes it
keeps it warm
fills it with love
fills it with rice
refills sanity bar
grants it a blessing
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one thing about me is that I'm looking stuff up. you mentioned something and I don't know it? I am pulling out my phone and googling that shit. an actor? theoretical physics? a world leader? a vocabulary word? I am on the wikipedia page as we speak
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when i say “that reminds me” & theres zero connection you just have to take my word for it theres no time to explain
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we do need to revisit the wording of "you can't have your cake and eat it too" because i don't think it clearly enough conveys that it's more that you can't simultaneously retain a cake and also get to consume it (which would render you cakeless). for years i was like But why not....it's my cake....?
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friend overheard me saying “yeah he’s like…kind of cute. im a little scared of him though.” and she was like omg girl who!!! and I was like oh sorry. im literally talking about a mouse that lives in my church
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merlin has more strength than me bc if I heard uther pendragon bitch and moan about how magic only brings harm after I just saved his sons life for the ten billionth time that year with my magic and almost died yet again, I fear id accidentally turn him into a log
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terrible comic day inspired by the cats I was cat sitting for a week (I've never had cats before)
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The year is 2056. The 30th doctor is David Tennant. He took over from David Tennant. His companion is played by David Tennant. The villain is David Tennant as David Tennant. The showrunner is David Tennant. You hear a knock on the door. It's David Tennant. He gives you a pocket watch. You open it and remember who you are. You were David Tennant all along.
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