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the Navy parade later this year will mostly consist of men sucking and fucking each other on floats
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if i was an astronaut i would get really fucked up on shrooms before going into space
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the clock app always picks the numbers for you but in calculator the numbers can be anything you want
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The liberal redditor knows no limits on political protest
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*clutches my purse and starts walking a little bit faster*
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Oh, you read a political text and agree with the major points presented in it? Well, the author also said THIS thing that you DONT agree with at some other point. This automatically nullifies all your opinions. (because it is impossible to agree with some things and not other things)
I LOVE BOOK WORSHIP!!!
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[Showing you my camera roll] oh yeah heres me lost in the forbidden wood, afraid
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Illustrations for SLAPS!Volume 4 at Elephant Room Gallery in Chicago
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uooooogh the christian God is actually deer skull and raccoon salmon in pickup truck ooooooooooooooo and She (god) (usually refererd to as Male but im Queering it) talked to me in parking lot and said uh h Life Is Decay Anr Rotting and Sunlight is actually the souls of deer skull and i was like woah but im just little old me from somewhere in the contiguous USA and She (god) (Queering it) said being Yourself is th e most important thing and that i should Vote
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im always flicking cigarette butts at gas station pumps too see if the legends are true
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