hi im kessel. lots of ffxiv & wheel of time round these parts. take your shoes off at the door.
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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I thought you liked catholics?
That’s a fetish. Good for roleplay but not earnestly irl. I like their horny art. But ultimately the Catholic Church is an enemy of humanity.
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need him doing something terrible and violent and feeling sick with himself after
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unavoidable that you will be the villain in someone else's story. You will be painted in an unfavorable light. You will be the irredeemable one. and all of this will happen despite how nice you might usually be or how kind or how respectful or how warm. and you will just have to move on.
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lemon bars you can do anything
lemon bars number one
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lemon bars light up the darkness
lemon bars number one
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lemon bars worth weight in enriched plutonium
lemon bars number one
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Its like almost funny how fucking awful the Rockies are i wish I could love them but they just always Rockies everything up
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i would Never cop a feel. thats disgusting. now, social worker a feel, thats different. i could see myself on board with that.
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self described quirky weirdgirl named chuuni b jones
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sorry for reblogging from her i didn’t know she doesn’t shun the frumious bandersnatch
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My mom left an eviction notice for the carpenter bees burrowing into our porch
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CAN I GET A SPOTTEDLEAF PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEE shes my favvv :3
triple spottedleaf attack!!
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this blogs in firestar mode until i replace my tablet. do not resist.
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